Anybody want to buy a set of Pings? Sweetspot barely used.

[bobmac]

The Trilby tour, is that the one shown all round the world on Sky Sports!?

They do love throwing their weight around...


VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Dear Robert Smith,

As an entrant to the Bearwood Lakes you should have already received your tee time you can view the full list of tee times here. If you have not recieved your clothing selection please contact us as soon as possible on +44 (0)20 7428 6777

ON THE DAY
• You must arrive and register a minimum of one hour before your allocated tee time.
• You must bring your own Caddie, who must wear the caddie outfit and hat provided at all times. The Trilby Tour is not responsible for providing you with a caddie on the day.
• Your bag must be carried by your Caddie, trolleys are not permitted
• You must provide a handicap certificate at registration which is no older than 14days
• You are required to be on the first tee 20minutes before your allocated tee time
• You must wear William Hunt Clothing, including the belt and hat at all times

All the above must be complied with otherwise it lead to disqualification from the competition.

Kind Regards
Trilby Tour Team

I guess you've already booked for next year?

 

[vig]

The Trilby tour, is that the one shown all round the world on Sky Sports!?

They do love throwing their weight around...


VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Dear Robert Smith,

As an entrant to the Bearwood Lakes you should have already received your tee time you can view the full list of tee times here. If you have not recieved your clothing selection please contact us as soon as possible on +44 (0)20 7428 6777

ON THE DAY
• You must arrive and register a minimum of one hour before your allocated tee time.
• You must bring your own Caddie, who must wear the caddie outfit and hat provided at all times. The Trilby Tour is not responsible for providing you with a caddie on the day.
• Your bag must be carried by your Caddie, trolleys are not permitted
• You must provide a handicap certificate at registration which is no older than 14days
• You are required to be on the first tee 20minutes before your allocated tee time
• You must wear William Hunt Clothing, including the belt and hat at all times
* YOU MUST LOOK AND PLAY LIKE A KNOB

All the above must be complied with otherwise it lead to disqualification from the competition.

Kind Regards
Trilby Tour Team

Pretty much got the last one covered Rob, you're in with a chance

 

[Smiffy]

They have suggested making our way to the buffet as soon as we walk off the 18th green as apparantly there are a load of gut bucket Northerners playing.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Relax mate. What is the worse thing that can happen apart from Sky showing you shanking one. I know that you can play the game (I've actually seem you put a score together) and so try and enjoy the day, forget about the Trilby organisers enjoying their little moment of power (give a few people the sniff of control.....) and enjoy Bearwood. You've played well there before. If all else fails just stuff as much of the buffet as you can so those behind don't get any

 

[USER1999]

I need to see a piccy of you in the hat, and JOUK in a boiler suit. I might even wet myself a little bit.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Think JOUK will carry the bolier suit off (better than those green strides) but not sure about Smiffy in a tribly. Knotted hankie is more his style

 

[Dingle]

Think JOUK will carry the bolier suit off (better than those green strides) but not sure about Smiffy in a tribly. Knotted hankie is more his style

Ive got some pictures of rob in some strange headgear somewhere.....

 

[jeffc]

couple of guys from my club do the trilby thing so thought I'd try one - ended up looking like bing crosby (am anything but straight down the middle though) so thought better of it

 

[Spoff]

• You must wear William Hunt Clothing, including the belt and hat at all times

All the above must be complied with otherwise it lead to disqualification from the competition.

Kind Regards
Trilby Tour Team

You should respond and ask what happens is there is a gust of wind and the hat blows off...

 

[vig]

Relax mate. WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?


apart from Sky showing you shanking one. I know that you can play the game (I've actually seem you put a score together) and so try and enjoy the day, forget about the Trilby organisers enjoying their little moment of power (give a few people the sniff of control.....) and enjoy Bearwood. You've played well there before. If all else fails just stuff as much of the buffet as you can so those behind don't get any

If he has a nerve steadier before he goes off they could sell the fotage to the XXX channel. boy oh boy could he embarass himself. He doesn't use the word "knob" so leberally without reason.
Think old men and trousers falling down.

JOUK, take a disguise mate

 

[HomerJSimpson]

What happens if it rains. Do you have to put the bel over the top of the waterproofs so its on display? I think Smiffy will be ok. A few extra fags, a frightener in the pocket and some old fashioned abuse towards his caddy and he'll be sound