Angry of Bexleyheath!!!!

[Paul_Stewart]

Ecconomic situation in Greece is soo bad that all production of tzatziki and taramasalata has been suspended. It's a double-dip recession.

 

[teetime72]

Paddy was standing at the bus stop when a lorry went by loaded with turf.

"I`m going to do that when I win the lottery" said Paddy.

"Whats that" said his mate.

"Send my lawn away to be cut"