MashieNiblick
Tour Winner
As a lifelong West Ham fan I recorded the live match v Man U yesterday while I played golf. Managed to avoid hearing the result in the club house and after a decent game in which we took all the money I was in a good mood. When I settle down to watch the match Mrs MN says "I won't tell you the score but I think you're going to enjoy this". Oh goody. After 25 mins, against the run of play, the Hammers are 2 nil up. Oh my god we are going to thrash them and move comfortably out of the bottom 3. 
Rooney gets one back, then another, then a third. Ok there must be a tremendous Hammers fight back. 4-3, yes that must be what she meant. Still time for the claret and blues to knock in 2 more... Hernandez scores. I am not a happy bunny. At the final whistle I asked Mrs MN why she thought I was going to enjoy that. "Well" she replied innocently "there were lots of goals". I explain what being a football supporter means. It means you want your team to win. It doesn't mean you will "enjoy" seeing your team concede 4 goals to lose from 2-0 up and slide back into the relegation zone..."The what zone?". Big sigh, rolls eyes, shakes head.

Rooney gets one back, then another, then a third. Ok there must be a tremendous Hammers fight back. 4-3, yes that must be what she meant. Still time for the claret and blues to knock in 2 more... Hernandez scores. I am not a happy bunny. At the final whistle I asked Mrs MN why she thought I was going to enjoy that. "Well" she replied innocently "there were lots of goals". I explain what being a football supporter means. It means you want your team to win. It doesn't mean you will "enjoy" seeing your team concede 4 goals to lose from 2-0 up and slide back into the relegation zone..."The what zone?". Big sigh, rolls eyes, shakes head.
