Angry of Bexleyheath!!!!

[AuburnWarrior]

Last night I was awoken by an almighty great commotion outside my house. Four West Ham players (I won't name them to save their embarrassment) were playing football with a hedgehog!!!!

I was absolutely disgusted and I was just about to call the RSPCA emergency helpline when the hedgehog went one nil up....



I thank you!!!!

 

[dieseldave]

How can you be angry you live in a wonderful place Bexleyheath.
In The Garden Of England.

 

[bozza]

That joke is nearly as old as the average age of Ping users! haha

 

[stevie_r]

That joke is nearly as old as the average age of Ping users! haha

But still mildly amusing, I made need to steal and slightly amend it

 

[Yerman]

Last night I was awoken by an almighty great commotion outside my house. Four West Ham players (I won't name them to save their embarrassment) were playing football with a hedgehog!!!!

I was absolutely disgusted and I was just about to call the RSPCA emergency helpline when the hedgehog went one nil up....



I thank you!!!!

New to me, best LOL I've had for some time. Cheers.

 

[pokerjoke]

Made me laugh and the misses,keep them coming

 

[Twire]

Surely that should be Palace players.

 

[bobmac]

I was also woken up in the middle of the night recently.
Freezing cold and pouring rain outside and someone banging at my front door.
HID wakes me up and tells me to answer it.
It turns out he needs a push. I told him to sod off and went back to bed.

HID was mad. She made me go and help the poor guy so back down I went and opened the front door.

"Where are you" I cried, trying to make my voice heard over the wind and rain.

"Over here on the swings" came the reply

 

[chrisd]

Surely that should be Palace players.

Watch it mate!!

Me and Auburn arn't to be messed with!

(well, Auburn isn't - I've got a dodgy hip)

Chris

 

[bladeplayer]

Liverpool fan out for a walk... sees 2 liverpool season tickets nailed to a tree .. thinks this is my lucky day .. robs the nail & legs it... old but hey??

 

[0]

guy goes into a bakers shop and asks "2 wasps please?"
"WE don't sell wasps" came the short reply...
"yes you do" i said "you've 2 in the window"!
boom! boom!

thank you thank you....I'm here all week!

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Man walked into a bar. And said "ow!"
It was an iron bar.


I'm not here all week thankfully.

 

[bladeplayer]

2 blondes on opposite sides of a river.. one asks "how do i get to the other side ?" the other replies "DOH your already o the other side silly " il stop now coz they only get worse ha

 

[UpminsterGas11]

How can you be angry you live in a wonderful place Bexleyheath.
In The Garden Of England.

Just make sure you stay your side of the bridge.

 

[UpminsterGas11]

A woman standing in front of the mirror starkers , turns to her husband and says " Oh Bob , look at me , I'm big ,fat and ugly , cheer me up with a compliment ."
Bob says " Your eyesights perfect love "

Taxi!!!!!

 

[Paul_Stewart]

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

 

[Oddsocks]

2 blondes on opposite sides of a river.. one asks "how do i get to the other side ?" the other replies "DOH your already o the other side silly " il stop now coz they only get worse ha

now this made me chuckle...

 

[rob2]

Where does Kylie get her kebabs?

From Jasons Donervan.

It was marginally funny in 1990.

Rob

 

[richart]

Two blondes walked into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

 

[UpminsterGas11]

A policeman with a sniffer dog came up to me the other day & said, "My dog tells me you're on drugs"

"ME, ON DRUGS!" I said, you're the one with the talking dog pal!