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AND HERE WE GO - THE 2019 GENERAL ELECTION THREAD

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spongebob59 said:
I was thinking the teeth :unsure:;)

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Spot on plus the exaggerated slow speech delivery and glaikit expression seals it:love:
 
larmen said:
The new speaker, will he be unopposed at the next general election, or are all/some parties going to put up a candidate?
Some definitively wanted to oppose Bercow, but what is the best guess with the new one?
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By convention all the other parties stand down in his constituency.
 
So over a few beers last night we came up with the following scenario :

1) GE results in another hung parliament.
2) Lib Dums have said they won't form a coalition with Boris or Jezza the red.
3) WJK has said they would (consider ?) a collation with Jezza in exchange for a referendum.
4) Assuming this happens and SNP gets its mandate for independence (not sure how quickly this could happen) , what happens to the coalition ? Do Labour lose the SNP votes ?? Would they still stand in Parliament??
5) Meanwhile Jezza the red negotiates a new deal which in real terms is much worse than the we have (customs union and reg alignment but out, so no say at the table but tied to EU rules and no free trade).
6) 2nd referendum pointless as remain is the better than the great new labour deal, but have to have it anyway.
7) Remain wins and we have to go begging back to Eu to stay, they have us over a barrel and we now have to stay in under much worse terms, possibly join euro zone ??
8) Ensuing riots occur in the UK with all the disgruntled leavers in outrage !!!
 
spongebob59 said:
So over a few beers last night we came up with the following scenario :

1) GE results in another hung parliament.
2) Lib Dums have said they won't form a coalition with Boris or Jezza the red.
3) WJK has said they would (consider ?) a collation with Jezza in exchange for a referendum.
4) Assuming this happens and SNP gets its mandate for independence (not sure how quickly this could happen) , what happens to the coalition ? Do Labour lose the SNP votes ?? Would they still stand in Parliament??
5) Meanwhile Jezza the red negotiates a new deal which in real terms is much worse than the we have (customs union and reg alignment but out, so no say at the table but tied to EU rules and no free trade).
6) 2nd referendum pointless as remain is the better than the great new labour deal, but have to have it anyway.
7) Remain wins and we have to go begging back to Eu to stay, they have us over a barrel and we now have to stay in under much worse terms, possibly join euro zone ??
8) Ensuing riots occur in the UK with all the disgruntled leavers in outrage !!!
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Will these riots be led by Mark Francois after he has regrouped from the country exploding on the 31st October as we did not leave then?

The Tories will get a small majority but enough to ensure the current deal will pass. As ever the main sticking point to a deal passing seems to be internal divisions from leavers over what exactly Brexit means (despite the fact that apparently it was obvious all along) as the Brexit party have a different view to the Tory party. But assuming they come to their senses and wither away to relatively few votes that matter as they normally do in GEs, the current deal will go through. Although to be honest I would laugh like a drain if it turns out that divisions between the Farage and the Tory party over how Brexity Brexit should be scuppers the whole thing. Seeing as that is what mostly was the cause of the referendum to begin with.
 
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spongebob59 said:
So over a few beers last night we came up with the following scenario :

1) GE results in another hung parliament.
2) Lib Dums have said they won't form a coalition with Boris or Jezza the red.
3) WJK has said they would (consider ?) a collation with Jezza in exchange for a referendum.
4) Assuming this happens and SNP gets its mandate for independence (not sure how quickly this could happen) , what happens to the coalition ? Do Labour lose the SNP votes ?? Would they still stand in Parliament??
5) Meanwhile Jezza the red negotiates a new deal which in real terms is much worse than the we have (customs union and reg alignment but out, so no say at the table but tied to EU rules and no free trade).
6) 2nd referendum pointless as remain is the better than the great new labour deal, but have to have it anyway.
7) Remain wins and we have to go begging back to Eu to stay, they have us over a barrel and we now have to stay in under much worse terms, possibly join euro zone ??
8) Ensuing riots occur in the UK with all the disgruntled leavers in outrage !!!
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Amazed some of our more conscientious posters are not all over this post complaining about the tired, lazy insults.;)
 
Hacker Khan said:
Forum rules. Red Jezza, silly woman, Lib Dums etc are all fine. But question Boris's ability to stick to the truth occasionally and that's beyond the pale...
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Don’t forget wjk is only for our Scottish posters.:)
 
spongebob59 said:
So over a few beers last night we came up with the following scenario :

1) GE results in another hung parliament.
2) Lib Dums have said they won't form a coalition with Boris or Jezza the red.
3) WJK has said they would (consider ?) a collation with Jezza in exchange for a referendum.
4) Assuming this happens and SNP gets its mandate for independence (not sure how quickly this could happen) , what happens to the coalition ? Do Labour lose the SNP votes ?? Would they still stand in Parliament??
5) Meanwhile Jezza the red negotiates a new deal which in real terms is much worse than the we have (customs union and reg alignment but out, so no say at the table but tied to EU rules and no free trade).
6) 2nd referendum pointless as remain is the better than the great new labour deal, but have to have it anyway.
7) Remain wins and we have to go begging back to Eu to stay, they have us over a barrel and we now have to stay in under much worse terms, possibly join euro zone ??
8) Ensuing riots occur in the UK with all the disgruntled leavers in outrage !!!
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1. Probably
2. Good
3. WJK ?
4. Scotland will not leave the UK
5. This will be worse, don't worry he won't get in.
6. If Labour organize new ref it will be their new deal or remain. This is wrong. It can ONLY FAIRLY be NO DEAL or REMAIN
7. This is what will happen...eventually
8. Although we have been pooed on from a great height, I have a feeling that riots will not happen BUT other things will. Like? Well we could overload the NHS with doctors appointments....not turn up for work.....
 
Colonel Bogey said:
1. Probably
2. Good
3. WJK ?
4. Scotland will not leave the UK
5. This will be worse, don't worry he won't get in.
6. If Labour organize new ref it will be their new deal or remain. This is wrong. It can ONLY FAIRLY be NO DEAL or REMAIN
7. This is what will happen...eventually
8. Although we have been pooed on from a great height, I have a feeling that riots will not happen BUT other things will. Like? Well we could overload the NHS with doctors appointments....not turn up for work.....
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Wee 'Jessie/Jimmy' Krankie - yes - it's rather silly.

In the same way as it would be very silly to refer to JR-M as AJC (Algernon John Cringeworthy - Teacher in the Bash Street Kids) - so I won't :)
 
pauldj42 said:
I’ll show ar5e in Woolies window.;)
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You will have to choose another establishment as Woolies has left the high street ... try WH Smith they are hanging in there and given the amount of staff and clutter I reckon you probably wouldn't get caught
 
pauldj42 said:
Don’t forget wjk is only for our Scottish posters.:)
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To be brutally honest I did not know what WJK was referring to, but I get it now. Yes, relatively harmless in a way and there are much bigger things to worry about. But a bit telling that people have to put some vague derogatory nickname down for someone every time if they do not agree with their politics. I'm sure they have all been called worse, especially on social media if you are a female MP in the current climate, but hey ho.
 
"Stopping Brexit will deliver a £50bn "Remain bonus" for public services over the next five years, Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson will say.

From off BBC.....How? They never say just how. Now I'm not picking on JS coz they are all the same. None of them can tell us how they can substantiate their own claims.
 
Colonel Bogey said:
"Stopping Brexit will deliver a £50bn "Remain bonus" for public services over the next five years, Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson will say.

From off BBC.....How? They never say just how. Now I'm not picking on JS coz they are all the same. None of them can tell us how they can substantiate their own claims.
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Its a straight take from the Cameron/Osbourne playbook project remain used during the referendum, apparently.
 
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