Tashyboy
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Day three of me daughters back garden job.
Today four tons of top soil came. Right up my street, I was born with a shovel in me hand. It was good stuff, bit of everything in it inc clay and it was wet.
After the first ton, I thought we are rolling along nicely, two tons I thought now then, three tons and I thought I was one of the Brownlee brothers, the wobbly one. I had hit the wall. Four tons and I had arms like Clyde the orangutan. There was veins bulging outta me biceps that ave not seen since I wore caps sleeve T shirts with stars on the shoulder like John Travolta did in grease.
me legs had gone. I was paralysed from the neck down and nothing was working from the neck up. I was in a bad place. Baby Layla wanted ten mins wi gangag Tash I lifted her onto me shoulders eventually, she loved it. I thought Ballax, how do I get her down, me arms had gone.
Me fingers are hurting typing this. If it was not for a good friend of mine turning up 10 mins ago from America ( Bud Weiser) I would be in the depths of deep depression. I am having to drink him with the aid of a straw coz I cannot lift me pint up
I have had a boil in the bath to try and find me spine, ave used all Missis Ts best smellys inc her " Bed head " shampoo. I smell like sex, but if she tries it on tonight, she will see my best Mick McManus forearm smash.
Bro in law said his pal who is a copper finishes in a year to be a landscape gardener. I told him his pal is a ****.
Any landscape gardeners out there, coz you need a career change to summat simple like traffic warden or summat like that.
18 hole stapleford comp tomorrow, I can't even lift me clubs into the boot of me car.
Today four tons of top soil came. Right up my street, I was born with a shovel in me hand. It was good stuff, bit of everything in it inc clay and it was wet.
After the first ton, I thought we are rolling along nicely, two tons I thought now then, three tons and I thought I was one of the Brownlee brothers, the wobbly one. I had hit the wall. Four tons and I had arms like Clyde the orangutan. There was veins bulging outta me biceps that ave not seen since I wore caps sleeve T shirts with stars on the shoulder like John Travolta did in grease.
me legs had gone. I was paralysed from the neck down and nothing was working from the neck up. I was in a bad place. Baby Layla wanted ten mins wi gangag Tash I lifted her onto me shoulders eventually, she loved it. I thought Ballax, how do I get her down, me arms had gone.
Me fingers are hurting typing this. If it was not for a good friend of mine turning up 10 mins ago from America ( Bud Weiser) I would be in the depths of deep depression. I am having to drink him with the aid of a straw coz I cannot lift me pint up
I have had a boil in the bath to try and find me spine, ave used all Missis Ts best smellys inc her " Bed head " shampoo. I smell like sex, but if she tries it on tonight, she will see my best Mick McManus forearm smash.
Bro in law said his pal who is a copper finishes in a year to be a landscape gardener. I told him his pal is a ****.
Any landscape gardeners out there, coz you need a career change to summat simple like traffic warden or summat like that.
18 hole stapleford comp tomorrow, I can't even lift me clubs into the boot of me car.
