Alan Partridge

How long did you microwave it for Lynne? Its hotter than the sun!

And i'm just getting a Ginsters from the fridge, put it on the slate.


Last one, and not exact..

I've got a fat back. Its ok concealed in clothes, but you don't want to see me in my underpants!
 
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Do you like owls?
I know a cracking owl sanctuary.


Good to see I'm not the only Partridge geek.

Saxondale was also very good,but he's never going to top Partridge.
 
His breakfast with the Irish TV executives....


"Deres more to Oirland dan dis"



and introducing a song in German but he doesn't know the full phrase


"Kommen sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk"
 
Fernando, you’re 22 years old and you’re spending your Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl, you’re wasting your life.
 
"Have I got a second series?"

The scene were he joins the band at the Travel Tavern and starts to sing The Carpenters "Close to you" in a key that's much to high.

His "Big plate scam"...

The stalker, Michael...

The list of brilliance is varied and massive. The pathos is sometimes gut-wrenching but the genius of Coogan's performace and Armando Ianucci's superlative writing is peerless.
 
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