Absolutely Shocking News

[HomerJSimpson]

The man has a point. Or you could hope she'll be like my wife and decide to wash the clubs and clean the shoes instead.

 

[chrisd]

Kill the woman and hope that Smiffy's still on jury service!



CHris

 

[hovis]

no reason to worry. golf takes co-ordination, spacial awareness, patience and perrsistance. all of which women dont have. (i'm hoping my wife doesn't peer over at what i'm typing or i'm sleeping on the sofa....oh well, its like camping anyway)

 

[Macster]

Oh just think of the joy you will have in the Mixed Comps........and practising for the Mixed Comps.........and socialising with the Mixed meets........lol

There could be troooouble aheaaadd.......

If you havent got a good Lawyer, start looking........

 

[bigslice]

buy her a dog rather than a set of golf clubs, like a number of our lady members I believe she will get a lot more enjoyment from it.

not a dog get her rabbit

 

[Oddsocks]

Do there is positives and negatives and through the winter it's all negatives for her now think forward to may/June when your wife is buying tighter fitting more athletic styled gold gear because the pro said that's what she should be seen in ............. You can see where I'm going with this

 

[John_Findlay]

Look on the bright side. It will at least improve her grip. Baseball or Vardon, sir?

 

[funkyfred]

Look on the bright side. It will at least improve her grip. Baseball or Vardon, sir?

If like our place the ladies go out after the men, so your in the clubhouse way before her with a couple of pints already downed when she comes in.

Sorry love I cant drive, I've had a drink or two.

 

[Oddsocks]

Look on the bright side. It will at least improve her grip. Baseball or Vardon, sir?

If like our place the ladies go out after the men, so your in the clubhouse way before her with a couple of pints already downed when she comes in.

Sorry love I cant drive, I've had a drink or two.

fred, you my friend are a legend!

 

[haplesshacker]

buy her a dog rather than a set of golf clubs, like a number of our lady members I believe she will get a lot more enjoyment from it.

not a dog get her rabbit

( I guess you're refering to that piece in 'Sex and the city'?)

 

[HomerJSimpson]

The problem comes when she beats you and tells all your pals. Nowhere to hide then