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Amorim has been sacked! Just when I thought Chelsea had taken our 'Joke Club' title, but no, we've wrestled it back again!

Fitba fans, what are they like. From the Hearts board. 'The Rangers/Celtic game was like two old seagulls fighting over a bag of...

I went to A&E today and told the nurse I'd been bitten by a wolf. She said "Where?" I said "No, regular." She stared at me for ten...

I was just asked if I could name a country without an R in the name. I said "No way"

Mbeumo looks like his African holiday will be extended. In fact, he is playing like he doesnt want to go home!!

Went to the driving range earlier, got out the car, opened the boot and no golf clubs. I’d taken them out when I went shopping...

It's being shown live on ALL 4, I shall definitely be watching some of that.

Man City a level above here, Chelsea struggling to break them down and get chances.

This evening, I shall mainly be a South Africa fan………

Mindless Vandalism. Forestry England put new benches and tables over the local country park just before Christmas, first walk over...

Had a fun little knock on the frozen course today! Somehow I played a blinder. Approaches had to be landed well short, but I judged some...

Dalot's first touch is awful, he couldn't trap a bag of cement, therefore, his second touch is usually a tackle!

Cripes, 40 years since Phil Lynott passed 😢

Bought a Callaway Elyte 7-wood. Paid for it....then re-read the listing and found that the pre-filled ebay "item specifics" said the...