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A week of 5:30am alarm calls beckon.

A level of pettiness I can get behind

So after the north east win for the mackems. This was the scoreboard. They would not put the visitors name on it

Personally I blame Pep Guardiola for this kind of thing.

Swindle today 4 birdies 3 bogeys for a 1 under 36 points again

A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. Do you have any...

A man living in New York City calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to...

It's ok, you don't have to be shy about it. We are in the 21st Century now. You might even get a free house ;)

You definately seem fixated on him. Do you want me to find out if he's single? ;)

Too right you would 😤 😂

Fraid not, moved to another course this year and too far to commute for 6 days I'll go watch one day but would need to hire a place...

I do imagine he looks like Tyrion in real life. That’s the problem of having a photo as an avatar 🤣

Are you caddying next week?

This. Can’t remember if I have put this one on before. My favourite Sweet track.

Or maybe my mate hasn’t checked his junk email folder for a reply 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣