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One under gross on front 9 today with 3 birdies. 11 over gross on back 9 Yuck

I’m guessing Pep didn’t send his tactics to Slott before the game 😬 He’ll be fuming 😆

I think the Liverpool goal should be ruled out. For me you can’t be in the 6 yard box and not interfering with play. The problem is next...

Only 2 thin slices of beef with my carvery 😕

Alex Scott looks a tidy young player.

Shock! Calvert-Lewis doesn’t make Leeds match day squad with an injury. The man’s made a career out of being on the physio table 🤣

When you tee off at 9am and its almost 9 hours later when you get home 🍺

Really? That is almost as big an overreaction as United fans claiming we’re world beaters having won three on the spin. United were...

I think you'll find it's holes-in-oneses.

Bloody dyslexia done me again ! 🤣

Did you find the Mat within 3 minutes or did you have to use a provisional? 😂

When politely telling a group they are being slow and have lost 2 holes to the group in front, hearing the response “we aren’t holding...