Sid Rixon IV's latest activity

Depends how many beers deep you are. First beer and oh dear. Five or six and simple mistake

And don't order a round of drinks at the bar then try to swipe your Tesco Club Card. (Just once or twice 🙄)

If its cash it has to be the right amount. The irritation was in the length of time to produce it. Try getting 16 guys to produce the...

We play Seniors matches Home and Away - £15 each. I collect it. No matter how many appeals I make, every match its "Got change of a...

And the little old lady at the front of the check out who's bent on producing the exact amount, to the penny, by fishing out a whole...

I feel sorry for the bloke behind in the Fiat Panda.

Ruined by the Ant & Dec abysmal remake

I lost my job in B&Q. I tried to impress the Manager by asking if needed any help. He said "Yeah, that woman over there needs decking".

That was once a classic Likely Lads football sketch.

At airport: "Aarggh! I left the sideboard behind!!" "Why d'you need the sideboard?" "My passport's in the drawer!!"

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If yer got'em, flaunt 'em! (Legs, that is.)

Apart from the odd winter evening and cold rainy days, it’s year round shorts for me.

Oops! I wore shorts yesterday when the heavens opened. On the 14th we could barely see across the fairway. Tee'd off on the slightly...