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I wore shorts yesterd

I hate it when I talk to myself, then realise I wasnt listening and have to start again

I rang the Indesit helpline today and said my dishwasher's making a right racket. They asked if I'd followed the Troubleshooting...

Penguin takes his car to a garage and tells the mechanic its making a funny noise. Mechanic say " Come back in an hour". Penguin wanders...

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Or, Tommy Cooper: "The wife asked me help her clear out the loft. What a state! Filthy dirty, sweaty and covered in cobwebs. But...

A policeman knocked my door earlier. When I opened the door he showed me a photo and asked if it was my wife. I said "Yes, it is". He...

Theres a "getting old" thread I dont want to trivialise. So, you know you're old when you bend down to tie your laces and ask yourself...

Be positive. You have four monocles.

Thing was as a kid I'd have no idea if it was tasting how it should or should be used to clean drains. He was drinking it and gave me a...

I still have two bottles of Rhubarb wine that I bottled in 1989 Any takers?

My Dad did the same. He used to leave it ferment in the airing cupboard! He'd sup it simply because he'd made it. It was awful. It would...

Bobmac, I sincerely hope you havent pigeonholed me as "argumentative" from what I regarded as a gentle humorous "tease". I certainly...

Rain. At 8.30am today I spoke to our competitors Captain (Seniors/Vets) about our vist to them at 11am. (Their course got closed for...