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Choker :ROFLMAO:

To be fair the last thing that went through its mind was probably its Arse as it compressed itself against the glass. That would...

Bought these rechargeable hand warmers from Amazon a few days ago but used them for the first time this morning. Way better than I...

Indeed mate, 69° North to be exact. Never found a more beautiful place to work, probably why I don’t mind they keep sending me here 🤣

@Slab if you are allowed to take this back with you, sealed jar, then I recommend M & S jar of brandy & clementine mincemeat. Use that...

Being away from home sometimes is hard, but waking up to these views every day for the few months makes it a lot easier 😍 Literally my...

The manager came and saw us this morning, was extremely apologetic and explained they had called in the experts. She also apologised...

Generally speaking, the onus is on the player receiving the club not to breach the 14 club limit. There are also restrictions on players...

I’m more confused every time I read this thread. You’ve stated you’re not over thinking things but now you’re asking about the penalty...

Got that with a few campaign bars, but unfortunately also got its sister medal, ‘Rent-a-Tent’ again with a couple of campaign bars...

That's good that Colin provided that specific guidance. There aren't many other Rules that govern these situations, but it is all about...

I would just ask him to move because it's distracting you, and that he should be respectful of his opponent. Maybe his opponent would...

Absolute shell of a player. At Bologna he was strong, quick, powerful and real eye for goal. I think like Hjolund he’s suffered with the...

Looks like Everton have their own Joey Barton!

Looks like I might be wrong Gana getting himself sent off for having a pop at his own player right now is up there!