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Of course they know. Silly.

Yeah - as a nearly 40 year-old man I could do without all the presents and the performative 'thanks dad' 'thanks uncle whoever' for the...

Bit of an update - just had a call from Naked Wines. They confirmed the case wouldn't be delivered until the 27th. By way of an apology...

Woke up in the early hours and needed a pee, the bathroom door is bang next to the bedroom door so I didn’t bother with the lights and...

We don’t have wheely bins for gen rubbish or recycling, just bags so I’ve just stuffed everything into the Green bin. That’ll do till...

For my wife, Christmas is seemingly about wasting money on an insane amount of pointless gifts, and my refusal to do that was ruining...

Overslept and missed the Binmen. ☹️ We are oop North next week, so it’s going to be two weeks until the next collection. 😞

Cancelling on a customer like a bunch of rank amateurs is standard practice? 🤣

I genuinely think that Sid Rixon IV's post was very much tongue in cheek and think that maybe it's being taken too literally...

To enhance it, stay sat in the car with the lights on and then when people drive past to ask if you're leaving, just shake your head. 😈

I'm sorry....this means nothing to me........

To pass an afternoon whilst the Mrs was wrapping pressies I just watched “The Jingle Bell Heist” on Netflix… it’s just about ok. Biggest...

Sounds okay to me. I'm a man of moderate taste

Mussels and whelks no problem…nice couple of stalls on Oban’s Railway Pier for them. But jellied eels…not awight guv…🤔

That would make a nice lunch for me three days in a row. Good portion size for one person. Yum. Eaten cold it is more of a summer thing...