You know it's too cold to play golf when....

[Khamelion]

I saw this on another webste site

...The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.

 

[DappaDonDave]

It's October-February ...

 

[Andy808]

Icicles start to from on your clubs while your having a pre round coffee.

 

[ScienceBoy]

Your ball comes down with snow on it...

 

[Andy808]

Your ball comes down with snow on it...

One of my playing partners can do that in the summer, we've even had reports of UFOs when he's slied one!!

 

[Khamelion]

When we had the really cold winter a couple of years back, I was at the driving range and the moisture from the balls as it splashe on to my driver it was freezing and I had frost form around the face of the club, I think it was around -7 at the time.

 

[Slime]

Is this a sign?

Slime.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

It is never too cold.

If the course is closed or we are on temps then the range is your friend

 

[drawboy]

When you have to snap a dog off the flag on the first!

 

[chrisd]

One of my playing partners can do that in the summer, we've even had reports of UFOs when he's slied one!!

You don't play with Oddsocks by any chance?

 

[Yerman]

To cold to play when:

Dodger's wearing a rangers scarf.

 

[Captainron]

When it's less than 5 degrees.

 

[SwingSlow]

When the ball shatters on impact with the club face.