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palindromicbob

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Just got my first sting of the year from the arse dagger of the most pointless insect in the world. So many other less annoying insects could fill the role a wasp has I'm sure. Weather has been crap but doesn't seem to have lightened the numbers.

Was even chased around the course today by a few and the sign of summer ending is the fact they are starting to get angry.

Anyone else getting plagued by them yet?
 
They are flipping everywhere around here mate . cant open front door of the house without some buzzing around .


Was walking down the town today at lunch time and around the street bins are lethal
 
There's tonnes of them. Popped into our local village for a mini food festival today. Walked past the sausage stand, with plenty of sampling dishes at the front. What the stall keeper fail to notice (he was reading a newspaper) was the mountain of wasps in each dish. I think I'll pass, thanks.
 
Went into my local baker's this morning and asked to buy a wasp.
"We don't sell wasps" the girl behind the counter replied.
"Well you've got one in your window".

I'm here all week.
 
I suppose one of the joys of having such a poor summer in South Ayrshire is that there are very few wasps and ants around.
Went to our local Gala day today and did not see a single wasp.
 
Far more of the horrible little varmints this than in recent years. They're ruining alfresco dining and what's more Al's not too best pleased.
 
sure i read somewhere that the queens have pushed all the little fookers out of the nests because all the work has been done.
hence why were now seeing millions of the blighters,
i do believe that they eat aphids and the like,so if your into your gardening there help you out.

personally i hate the little gits.
but still funny watching someone do a micheal jackson dance trying to swat them away.
 
Every pest insect species has at least one wasp species that preys upon it or parasites it, making wasps critically important in natural control of their numbers, or natural bio-control. Having no wasps will cause the world to be overrun with other insects and people will be like, "oh man we shouldn't have killed all the wasps, what have we done, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
 
woody69 said:
Every pest insect species has at least one wasp species that preys upon it or parasites it, making wasps critically important in natural control of their numbers, or natural bio-control. Having no wasps will cause the world to be overrun with other insects and people will be like, "oh man we shouldn't have killed all the wasps, what have we done, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
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How about someone telling the wasps not to antagonise the guy with the rolled up newspaper. If the wasp doesn't pester me I won't give him a close up reading of the sports page.
 
I really have a phobia about them, I have even left a ball in a bunker in the past coz there were a couple of wasps buzzing round it.

Not seen as many this year, but no doubt they will soon be hanging around cause me to panic.
 
woody69 said:
Every pest insect species has at least one wasp species that preys upon it or parasites it, making wasps critically important in natural control of their numbers, or natural bio-control. Having no wasps will cause the world to be overrun with other insects and people will be like, "oh man we shouldn't have killed all the wasps, what have we done, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
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Ah we all know that that everything has a purpose even wasps blah blah blah. I think of them as conclusive proof that there is no kind and all loving God.

If there was a truely kind and loving God we would have tiny flying unicorns, feeding on the pest insects. They would frolic around, farting out rainbows and scratch that unreachable itch on your back for you when they came near.

Instead we have little sugar addicts with arse daggers willing to shank you at every opportunity.
 
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