Ye gods...

[USER1999]

No, you've missed nothing, and if you click away trying to catch up, you will stuff your shoulder again.

Welcome back.

I'd like to say we missed you, but who are you again?

 

[Leftie]

I have a couple of months away from the Forum and you buqq3rs have about 1,000 new threads and about 16,000 posts.

I suppose that most of these were probably Homer's so, on the QT guys, have I missed anything as I really can't be bothered to trawl through them all.

Homer. Just kidding mate. Congrats on the 10,000+. You are a legend in your own lunchbox

 

[HomerJSimpson]

All quiet. I've managed to keep myself relatively out of trouble and even found myself agreeing occassionally with Smiffy. Dodger has run into some HDID issues and there were funny handshakes aplenty to guarantee a place on the GM team for Walton Heath.

Other than that business as usual on the greatest forum. I think there may be a few new golfing dates in the arrange a game but I'm not sure if/when you can play yet?

 

[Pants]

Nothing of consequence mate apart from the occasional spat, but do check out the thread from Mike H regarding GM v Ping at Walton Heath. I think some serious money in brown envelopes changed hands

 

[bobmac]

Nothing much has happened, we were all just filling in time, waitiing for your return.
Oh, apparently it snowed a bit on the southern jessies for a change

 

[Leftie]

Welcome back.

I'd like to say we missed you, but who are you again?

Thanks pal

I've managed to keep myself relatively out of trouble and even found myself agreeing occassionally with Smiffy.

WHAT???

Dodger has run into some HDID issues

The pair of you really must get to grips with that site ....

and there were funny handshakes aplenty to guarantee a place on the GM team for Walton Heath.

I wonder if Smiffy put up one of his 2nd hand cars as a prize?? OK, I'll wash my mouth out

I think there may be a few new golfing dates in the arrange a game but I'm not sure if/when you can play yet?

I'm tearing the paper off the wall and desperate to get out! I'll be playing all the venues that I can reasonably get away with. You haven't seen the last of me yet

I'm definitely in for The Addington (just checked and Smiffy wants more money again - it will be in the post mate) and may be up for the London Club.

Shame I missed the Walton Heath jolly. I'm up for caddying if anyone needs one or alternatively join in with a local game that day.

Mike H - I'll keep myself free in case you need a last minute reserve. I'm only 40 mins away on a good day but you would need to tell the Ping people to bring some wrong 'uns with them for fitting

Oh, apparently it snowed a bit on the southern jessies for a change

Wouldn't know. Haven't been out for weeks.

 

[JustOne]

Hi Roger,.... glad you could join us at last, better late than never

Hywell has joined Royal Ascot so he can be closer to Homer, and there was mumblings of an engagement...

That's all you need to know

Looking forward to another 36 at your place when the sun comes out.

James.

 

[CrapHacker]

Hi mate

Dont believe what the others have been saying, you're not quite as bad as all that.

I might well have to take you up on that caddie offer.

It's not you I need it's your trolley.

Can you imagine carrying for 9783 yards or however long Walton Heath is.

I need to get fitter.

I've already started my strict regime of practice -
Day 1 : Stay indoors sitting on my bum
Day 2 : Stay indoors sitting on my bum, but ocasionally looking out the window
Day 3 : Stay indoors sitting on my bum ( day 2 was too knackering )

Roll on the thaw.

 

[bobmac]

What thaw?
We had more of the white stuff last night and now we've got freezing fog

 

[CrapHacker]

What thaw?
We had more of the white stuff last night and now we've got freezing fog

Yup.

White stuff last night, actually turned to rain this morning !!

And I've heard rumours that today might reach +5*c.

 

[pokerjoke]

Nothing much has happened, we were all just filling in time, waitiing for your return.
Oh, apparently it snowed a bit on the southern jessies for a change

Southern jessies i think your having a laugh ive been out 200 times this year and it was raining twice never bothered me.

 

[Leftie]

What thaws?

A pint of your very best would be champion

 

[viscount17]

What thaws?

A pint of your very best would be champion

oh yes, he's back