Would you take lessons.....

[JustOne]

I play off 26....I'd take lessons from Stevie Wonder !

Sorry mate, Smiffy's personal coach is unavailable at the moment

 

[Losttheplot]

You know when it's winter and some clubs ask trolleys to use spiked wheels....

 

[bobmac]

To get on the PGA training course you have to have a handicap of 4 or less and you pass the playing test i.e. 36 holes in one day around a course of their choice below a certain score.

 

[CrapHacker]

...from someone who was in a wheelchair?

Why not ?

I take playing tips off a cripple who stands on one leg while he swings, and only uses his right leg to stop himself falling over.