Worried about Monty

[AliB]

Okay, this is a bit frivolous but I'm starting to be deeply concered at Monty's expanding (or rather disappearing) 'waistline'.
Okay, we've got used to the man boob look (not helped by two pertly placed logos he sports on his jumpers) but during the Seve trophy I was beginning to fear for his health. He is getting bigger by the minute. Is his new woman giving him to much to eat, or not enough of the other thing?
Time he got to the gym, methinks.Wouldn't like to lose the man we love to love before his time!

 

[John_Findlay]

Have to agree, AliB. Biggest I've ever seen him in the bra stakes. Although the colour of those horrible jumpers during the Seve Trophy made even Paul Casey look like a howfer. Not very flattering.

 

[birdieman]

Time he got to the gym, methinks.

More chance of me winning the Open next year!

He's making up the numbers these days, I reckon old father time has caught up with him.

Imagine the size he's going to be when he stops walking 72 holes a week!

 

[muttleee]

Imagine the size he's going to be when he stops walking 72 holes a week!

You mean two practice rounds and two tournament rounds?

 

[chipin1]

Agreed - Monty's definitely growing.

His wife 'to be' apparently makes an excellent carrot cake. Monty clearly can't get enough of it.

 

[HTL]

Due to Monty`s appearance i had to rugby tackle the Mrs after she asked "how can golf be a sport if you can play it looking like that!"
Have been a fan of Monty`s for a long time and cant help but admire what he has done for UK golf.
However, he is in a bad shape physically and his form is way off at the moment.

 

[Junior]

Yes, he's overweight with the worst man boobs ever, but hang on a second, who did he beat in the seve trophy ??? non other than that machine of a man Robert Karlsson, completeley the opposite size and shape to Monty. Woulodn't have fancied him over 36 holes though !!

 

[Dave3498]

Don't worry about Monty's figure. All this gym stuff etc is overrated. you don't have to be an Adonis to play this game well, look at Daly and the Stadlers, (that's not a pop group by the way.) They play a mean game without much gym work.

 

[thebelgie24]

i like carrot cake,cant blame the man !

 

[RGuk]

Monty made some comment about players not turning out for the seve trophy. It was on the lines of, there's enough money in it for me to be playing, and I've got more than most!
Monty is monty and he's going about his thing as usual. Leave him be, if he starts moaning about his form, he might think about the gym!, Otherwise, I hope he's enjoying life and his food!

Dave