Words of warning

[chrisd]

"I am calling about your recent accident"

"It wasn't an accident - I meant to kill them".


End of call.

I liked that one so much I used it myself this evening ??

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I had yet another call saying I had been involved in an accident. "Oh no, was I badly hurt!"

That threw them. "Well you were there". "Was I" Since my accident I've had terrible problems with my memory".

I then politely asked them to vacate the line and not to call back