Woodhall - What's in the bag

[USER1999]

Hay fever
Heather allergy
Hangover (for the Hotchkin)
Bunkers too deep

HGowever, lack of talent tops my list.

Oh, dressing conservatively this weekend. Going to blend in with the crowd, and leave RickG looking like a tart on his own.

 

[Deleted member 1418]

Well I had a consultation on my left knee yesterday afternoon and was told that I needed an Arthroscopy, so my excuse will be that I need major surgery (if you look it up, please ignore “After the procedure the doctor will close the small openings with one or two stitches or sticky tape" [sticky tape? Is the op being done by a Blue Peter presenter?!!!]

Other than that no point changing any clubs as I'll be crap with whatever I use! Looking forward to it though!

 

[USER1999]

Once there, it should be fun.

It's just the car journey......

 

[forefortheday]

Other than that no point changing any clubs as I'll be crap with whatever I use! Looking forward to it though!

Off 5 I think your definition of crap and mine may differ slightly!

I'm bringing a hip flask so I'll be too drunk to care by the 7th on Saturday!

 

[vig]

Other than that no point changing any clubs as I'll be crap with whatever I use! Looking forward to it though!

Off 5 I think your definition of crap and mine may differ slightly!

I'm bringing a hip flask so I'll be too drunk to care by the 7th on Saturday!

Don't talk yourself down, you've got all the right shots.









Just not necessarily in the right order

 

[Snelly]

My putting touch has deserted me somewhat....

 

[forefortheday]

Don't talk yourself down, you've got all the right shots.

Just not necessarily in the right order

What the Vig giveth, The Vig taketh away!

 

[bobmac]

you've got all the right shots.

Just not necessarily in the right order

Does he play the piano as well?

 

[JustOne]

Any one else got any pre booked excuses for playing like a twonk?

Yeh, Vig and I were laughing too much to play golf

Just loaded the courses into my skycaddie. Looking forward to topping one off the 1st

 

[grumpyjock]

Any one else got any pre booked excuses for playing like a twonk?

Yeh, Im just rubbish so I'll bring my "A" game.

 

[forefortheday]

you've got all the right shots.

Just not necessarily in the right order

Does he play the piano as well?

No but I've turned those two sticks with a joint thing into a banjo at the weekend!

I tried using it as a divining rod but it was as much use at that as it was as a putting aid!

Do Woodhall Spa do Toursticks??

 

[centuryg5]

Any one else got any pre booked excuses for playing like a twonk?

Don't need an excuse I always play like a twonk....

 

[vig]

Any one else got any pre booked excuses for playing like a twonk?

Yeh, Vig and I were laughing too much to play golf

Just loaded the courses into my skycaddie. Looking forward to topping one off the 1st

You top one, i'll shank one and fore can play his 2nd from the ladies

 

[rickg]

Adding the hip flask and going to keep the 2 iron in....looking forward to it......

 

[forefortheday]

You top one, i'll shank one and fore can play his 2nd from the ladies

Ssssssssh I told you to keep my strategy quiet!

Thanks for the nightmares tonight Vig!