why be a health freak

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LOVE IT.... ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!!
 
personally I have always felt that if God had wished us to be vegetarian then he wouldn't have made animals that lovely meat flavour.
 
Remember once... MANY years ago in London. Some animal rights protester tried to grab my leather jacket off me, saying its criminal to kill an animal for its skin.

I informed them I ate the cow last night, I'm wearing its skin today.... THATS NOT WASTE, then told them if they took the jacket, i'd have to kill another cow to replace that. She seemed to leave be at that point.

Worked with a veggie once too, wouldn't eat meat cos it was cruelty to animals... with his nice pair of leather shoes. I commented on this, and got the reply he had dodgy feet and couldn't wear man made uppers.
 
Need my wedge - I haven't seen that before and it is absolutely brilliant.

Thanks for posting it. Laughed out loud the whole way through - just so funny!
 
Why be a health freak indeed !!

If everyone had a more reasonable expectation of their lifespan then my pension wouldn't be fecked !!

Ancient and healthy but skint. Whoopee!!
 
Gillian McKeith is a waste of air. Her reputation such as it was was decimated on I'm a celebrity and those phoney panic attacks and her credentials bore as much scrutiny before then as Harry's tax return. Ms Lawson, the Hairy Bikers and god forbid even Jamie "everyones mucker" Oliver try and get people eating sensible food that doesn't have to cost the earth and which for the most part is healthy as part of a calories and alcohol controlled lifestyle.

The fact that Nigella looks as dirty as they come when she is preparing the food and has the cheekiest glint in her eye ever just makes watching how to do it that much more enjoyable.
 
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