Who's man enough?????

[Smiffy]

Ray does NOT have a dodgy knee - he has a new one that works rather well. So well in fact that his h/cap has dropped considerably recently. The more likely truth is that Smiffy wants a buggie.
Buggies do not necessarily speed up play.

Who got out of bed the wrong side this morning you miserable old Git!!
A. Ray Taylor is the 1st one that asks for a buggy, he does the same at Cooden. Despite Ray's new knee, he won't walk unless he really has to. I wouldn't call a one shot reduction in his handicap "considerable" either!

B. Nobody has intimated that buggies speed up play. We have said it makes it easier for the lazy gits though

 

[sandmagnet]

Are you and your team falling apart already mr smithy? Still 11 months to go and there is tension in the ranks already

 

[Smiffy]

Are you and your team falling apart already mr smithy? Still 11 months to go and there is tension in the ranks already

The youngsters are fine mate. It's the crochety old so and so's that haven't had their medication that cause the problems....

 

[sandmagnet]

Fully understandable rob as I would bet your lot taking Viagra 7 days a week just to get out of bed can take its toll Us whipper snappers will have that problem some day:angry:You can fill me in on the dosage for later life when we tee off mucker:thup:

 

[Captainron]

Fully understandable rob as I would bet your lot taking Viagra 7 days a week just to get out of bed can take its toll Us whipper snappers will have that problem some day:angry:You can fill me in on the dosage for later life when we tee off mucker:thup:

Just eat your broccoli boy!

 

[Smiffy]

Just eat your broccoli boy!

That's the first time I've heard it called that Cameron

 

[Leftie]

Nursie gives me the blue pills to stop me rolling out of bed. Doesn't work too well, I just roll over the top of them.

 

[virtuocity]

Team Smiffy clearly rattled.... expected to happen but perhaps not so early.

As for buggies, the only reason I want one for day two is because I only have an 18 hole battery in the Go Kart. If there is somewhere I can put a bit of charge in it after the first round, then I'm happy to walk.

Is there a format for these rounds btw?

 

[Smiffy]

The format is that you lose every one

 

[virtuocity]

The format is that you lose every one

Captain obvious is obvious.

 

[sandmagnet]

The format is that you lose every one

dad's army are under the cosh:fore:

 

[Deleted member 1418]

Don't need a buggy - relying on Rick buying the latest Stewart trolley by then and loaning me his old one!

My main concern each morning will be to ensure there is a toilet roll in the bag.............!!

 

[full_throttle]

Paul, no need to worry. flushing toilets on course, only about a drive and wedge away from the club house for you although a bit further for us mere mortals

 

[Oddsocks]

An so the banter begins. As one of the younger ones, I'm going to buy a tour bag and fill all packets with lead and carry all rounds......

 

[JustOne]

I would like a single room this year.....

As 'buggy-bum-buddies' Smiffy and Ray should share (and they're both in bed by 10pm).

 

[Oddsocks]

I would like a single room this year.....

As 'buggy-bum-buddies' Smiffy and Ray should share (and they're both in bed by 10pm).

Arranged evening entertainment have we?

 

[Smiffy]

I would like a single room this year.....

Thank god for that.
Your snoring really got to me this year James, it really did.

 

[Smiffy]

Deposit has been sent off to the Hotel this morning.
We're on the way

 

[sandmagnet]

Deposit has been sent off to the Hotel this morning.
We're on the way

To a good thrashing?

 

[rosecott]

To a good thrashing?

I'm almost beginning to feel sorry for you.