What's the worst Christmas present you've ever had?

[Tashyboy]

For three years running i got a red, orange, then green t shirt off me
mum for Christmas. I told her i look like a flippin traffic light. She has not bought me a pressie since.

 

[Duckster]

Aunt once bought me a thigh master. It was pink.

 

[Beezerk]

A Pyrex dish
A cup of soil - no joke
Trilby hat...from my Mum
Some cubes of jelly

Soil?
You're gonna have to expand on that one 😁

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Pan pipe music on a CD from the mother in law. No idea why, too polite to ask. It was swiftly dispatched to a charity shop

 

[Hobbit]

A white sweater with weird gold flecks in it. Me and mum discussed this for several years afterwards. I wore it on Christmas Day. Dad wore it for years afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

H'mm! There's all sorts of timing issues involved with those 2 statements that could be 'interesting'! :rofl:

The girlfriend was around 1990 - the wife was about two years ago!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

A christmas box of two Dunlop Warwick golf balls......when I was a young Pro.

Nice thought from an elderly relative though.

 

[drewster]

I got some of these a couple of years ago!
I just can't think why I've not used them yet..............

I've actually asked Mrs Drewster for a pack of these purely to throw one of them into hat on roll up mornings when about 20 of us turn , the first ball pulled out of the hat is a "titleist 2" and about 5 blokes say yeah that's me and cue the subsequent negotiations. There wouldn't be a problem if my "golf basketball" gets pulled !!!!

 

[chico]

An elderly aunt gave me and my two brothers a beef roasting joint between us. When my mum told her one of my brothers didn't eat red meat she left him £20.
My wife's aunt gave me a car care kit when I worked in a garage at the time.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I've actually asked Mrs Drewster for a pack of these purely to throw one of them into hat on roll up mornings when about 20 of us turn , the first ball pulled out of the hat is a "titleist 2" and about 5 blokes say yeah that's me and cue the subsequent negotiations. There wouldn't be a problem if my "golf basketball" gets pulled !!!!

We use these for our roll up bag. There are loads of variations on these and we must have 20-30 different balls in the bag to be used