Well I Never......

[Jay Gee]

I have always found beer gardens to be not a lot of fun, noisy kids, drunk dads, fat wives wearing very little and wasps/midges.

You don't work for the Scottish Tourist Board do you?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

You don't work for the Scottish Tourist Board do you?

I still occasionally visit English beer gardens and I can assure you the problem is generic. [swop midges for wasps]

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Well bleedin' nora - we won a game against a deecent team - actually - we won a game. Oh happy day. Gaun yersel gordie - you sort them out. Nae bather at a'.