WAGs and Handbags

[Pin-seeker]

I think, note think, she means that Danielle bimbo wanted Rebekah bimbo to speak to her newly snared husband and find her, recruit, a footballer husband as well. Rebekah bimbo is suggesting that Danielle bimbo is bitter because Jamie didn't pair her with a teammate.

In the world of the talentless bimbo a footballer is seen as a great prize. Love, attraction etc is irrelevant. They are a trophy, a meal ticket, the chance to further their own Instagram, reality tv career etc. That after all is the most important thing, innit 🤔.

Did someone say deep and meaningful happiness? Nope, not relevant.

The really funny think about this is the hacky, z list wags that are desperately climbing aboard this train to get their plastic faces on tv. Awful.

Admit it,you bloody love all this 😂.

RuPaul,wag cat fights 😊

 

[Orikoru]

Looks like another one called Danielle Llyod (no idea who she is) has now jumped in for her 5 mins of fame. Can we get a few more and then we can make a full team. Will make Southgate's job a mess because the boys cant play together as their other ones are fighting..

Edit.. just found her tweet.. i dont even understand the language.. what does 'didn't get Jamie recruiting' mean? Is the footy gang just a big swingers club?

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It is actually a bit confusing because both their husbands are named Jamie. No idea.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Admit it,you bloody love all this 😂.

RuPaul,wag cat fights 😊

Ha ha. Maybe you are right 😁. Then again, nooooooooooo.

I've managed to avoid episode 2 so far, phew.

 

[Mudball]

Ha ha. Maybe you are right 😁. Then again, nooooooooooo.

I've managed to avoid episode 2 so far, phew.

Episode 3.. this has now survived 48 hrs of news..

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/oct/10/rebekah-vardy-hires-it-experts-over-coleen-rooney-leak-claims

 

[SocketRocket]

I will have to take a peek if I get bored with sticking pins in my eyes.

 

[Mudball]

I will have to take a peek if I get bored with sticking pins in my eyes.

you know you want to... go ahead.. we r not judging 😜

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Rod Stewart was way ahead of his time

But once you think you're in, you're out
'Cause you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the madwags
That your grandad had to sweat so you could buy

 

[Orikoru]

Rod Stewart was way ahead of his time

But once you think you're in, you're out
'Cause you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the madwags
That your grandad had to sweat so you could buy

I kept thinking of that song every time I see this thread title.

 

[MegaSteve]

Apparently plod are using the incident as recruitment material...

 

[Jensen]

I think, note think, she means that Danielle bimbo wanted Rebekah bimbo to speak to her newly snared husband and find her, recruit, a footballer husband as well. Rebekah bimbo is suggesting that Danielle bimbo is bitter because Jamie didn't pair her with a teammate.

In the world of the talentless bimbo a footballer is seen as a great prize. Love, attraction etc is irrelevant. They are a trophy, a meal ticket, the chance to further their own Instagram, reality tv career etc. That after all is the most important thing, innit 🤔.

Did someone say deep and meaningful happiness? Nope, not relevant.

The really funny think about this is the hacky, z list wags that are desperately climbing aboard this train to get their plastic faces on tv. Awful.

If Jamie Vardy wasn't so good looking I'm sure Rebeka bimbo would've turned her nose up from his £80k per week

 

[Mudball]

Without wanting to generalise... are all WAGs bimbos.. surely a few have grey cells not just blonde bimbos? Equally what does that say about our footy players- easily seduced by bimbos not brains?

Let me get my flameproof jacket

 

[Orikoru]

Without wanting to generalise... are all WAGs bimbos.. surely a few have grey cells not just blonde bimbos? Equally what does that say about our footy players- easily seduced by bimbos not brains?

Let me get my flameproof jacket

Well the footballers themselves are usually not blessed with the brains of Britain are they? I suppose they just end up with someone on their level.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

You gotta love Peter Crouch for what he said "Would I have ended up with a wife as attractive as Abbey? I’d like to think I’d have done OK. Maybe not that well, but I’d have done all right.”

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Without wanting to generalise... are all WAGs bimbos.. surely a few have grey cells not just blonde bimbos? Equally what does that say about our footy players- easily seduced by bimbos not brains?

Let me get my flameproof jacket

On a serious note, absolutely not. We don't tend to hear about those though as they keep their heads down and get on with normal life. A good deal help out with charity work and are real assets to the place where they live. We tend to mainly only hear about the fame hungry wannabee's in the national press or social media. The good ones you find in the local paper helping out, not in the red tops.

 

[Rlburnside]

You gotta love Peter Crouch for what he said "Would I have ended up with a wife as attractive as Abbey? I’d like to think I’d have done OK. Maybe not that well, but I’d have done all right.”

His famous quote was “ what would you have been if you weren’t a footballer” his answer was “ a virgin”😂