Evesdad
Tour Winner
Well yesterday I had the snip, not the most pleasant of days, today I feel fine but the dull pain in my groin and stomach still there, don't think I'll be swinging a club for a day or two!!
V day yesterday
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richart
Major Champion
Well that has really put me off my cup of tee, and cream slice. 
User20205
Money List Winner
well done mate. all real men have the snip!! My B***ocks were like over ripe avocados for a couple of weeks
SS2
Tour Rookie
Good luck, take it easy for a few days.
DO NOT, under any circumstances, wear a kilt + sporran until normal testicular service has been restored. I did, and the painful experience has made me the grumpy ba**ard that I am to this today!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, wear a kilt + sporran until normal testicular service has been restored. I did, and the painful experience has made me the grumpy ba**ard that I am to this today!
My missus had three casaereans (sp?) with our three girls and while she was in for the third had her tubes tied, we discussed it and my lame excuse was that I was the bread winner and that I couldnt afford any time off work for 'complications'. When we told the consultant before hand she looked at me like I was scum and asked again why I wouldnt have it done, fat bitch. 
I know a guy that had his done, tested and they were still coming through, had them done again and was in agony for weeks. That was enough of a warning to me haha. (Sat here shifting from cheek to cheek just at the thought of the dull agony!)
I know a guy that had his done, tested and they were still coming through, had them done again and was in agony for weeks. That was enough of a warning to me haha. (Sat here shifting from cheek to cheek just at the thought of the dull agony!)
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thecraw
Guest
I've talked about this since the second one came along and still I've managed to put it off.
Only problem now is there was talk last week about a third. I think I better make that appointment fast or get a couple of bricks and have a go at a home made effort!!!
Only problem now is there was talk last week about a third. I think I better make that appointment fast or get a couple of bricks and have a go at a home made effort!!!
Just get a soup spoon and tap it firmly on the head everytime it tried to come up for air OR imagine it is Homer instead.. haha.
Crow
Crow Person
I had it done and felt as right as rain within two days, it's just that singeing smell of burnt flesh that I've never been able to forget....
Evesdad
Tour Winner
I have no sense of smell so got away with that one! The biggest problem is not the dull ache I've had today, a bit like a groin strain or the fact that they've gone a bit purple and shriveld and retreated so far back, is the bloody itch from shaving them! And you can't give em a good old scratch because they bloody throb!! Ah well all good in the long run! Think I'll give it miss this weekend, must get out next week though invited region3 to my track next Saturday! Good excuse for a poor round though!
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Ouch.
I'm a total coward and couldn't even think about it, so the missus went ahead with it because she didn't want an 8th!
I'm a total coward and couldn't even think about it, so the missus went ahead with it because she didn't want an 8th!
Golfmmad
Tour Winner
Well done Evesdad. You do realise you have the embarrassing bit now don't you?
3 samples for testing??
Golfmmad.
3 samples for testing??
Golfmmad.
robbest3offthetee
Tour Rookie
I had it done,went private and didnt work,so was booked in a couple of months later as a out patient,same bugger doing it,managed to get it right that time,should have asked for a refund,but decided not too when i saw the scalpel in his hand.....
Evesdad
Tour Winner
Jees region how do you have time for golf with 7 kids!! We've only got the two and time can be limited!! You should of played more or got yourself a good tv to fill your spare time!!
User20205
Money List Winner
Well done Evesdad. You do realise you have the embarrassing bit now don't you?
3 samples for testing??
Golfmmad.
there is no feeling like walking into the hospital to hand over your still warm sample!!
some advice that I found useful was to buy some pants/briefs that are a size too small to give you more support.
Midnight
Journeyman Pro
Hi,
had it done about 3 years ago, things must of changed becasue my Nads were never shaved.
Found it a good excuse for more sex as once the samples were done needed to make sure it was working correct.
Best thing after the OP that I did was buy a jock strap/support as this held everything in postion for the couple of days rest.
had it done about 3 years ago, things must of changed becasue my Nads were never shaved.
Found it a good excuse for more sex as once the samples were done needed to make sure it was working correct.
Best thing after the OP that I did was buy a jock strap/support as this held everything in postion for the couple of days rest.
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
I'll tell all in a couple of weeks
G1BB0
Money List Winner
became a jaffa in 1998 at the ripe old age of..... 26
missus was pregnant with 3rd and thought sod it I aint having anymore. Have since split with her and all the chicks I now date aint gonna trap me
Oh and I walked home with my bro afterwards but it hurt like feck the next morning and ached for about a week, they resembled a pair of overly large plums!!!!!!!!!
missus was pregnant with 3rd and thought sod it I aint having anymore. Have since split with her and all the chicks I now date aint gonna trap me
Oh and I walked home with my bro afterwards but it hurt like feck the next morning and ached for about a week, they resembled a pair of overly large plums!!!!!!!!!
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
At my age, all I get is 3 puffs of warm air and a grain of sand so I don't think it's worth it
Evesdad
Tour Winner
Cheers smiffy I didn't need that image!!
Evesdad
Tour Winner
Luckily I bought some tight jockey pants in march to wear skiing! Felt ok today just I bit tender and tend to forget go and something catch one and wince!!
