Time for the GM Carol Service.

[SocketRocket]

We're dreaming of a Green Golf Course
(Tune of White Christmas)

We're dreaming of a green golf course
Just like the ones we used to know,
Where the fairways glisten
And golf balls listen
When we tell them where to go.
We're dreaming of a green golf course,
Greens really green, not white with snow,
May your scores be pleasing and low,
And your pars come quickly, not too slow.

Phil, you gotta be in the wrong job :cheers:

 

[SocketRocket]

To Jingle Bells.

Rocketbalz Rocketbalz
Pringle all the way
OH! what fun it is to Drive
On a links course on Open day.

:thup:

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Phil, you gotta be in the wrong job :cheers:

I wish, just put "golf Christmas carols"
Into google and hit the first result.

I'd love to claim them , happy to share them

 

[SocketRocket]

I wish, just put "golf Christmas carols"
Into google and hit the first result.

I'd love to claim them , happy to share them

Oh! Thats a disappointment. I made mine up, honest.

 

[SocketRocket]

Great tidings of Footjoy I bring

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Great tidings of Footjoy I bring

It took you longer to think that one up, than it did to lose that Rat

 

[SocketRocket]

It took you longer to think that one up, than it did to lose that Rat

A new born Ping (G25) I bring Parrumpapumpum.

 

[ScienceBoy]

 

[richart]

Is that one of Murphs new cats ?

 

[ScienceBoy]

Is that one of Murphs new cats ?

Yes...

and my favourite!

 

[SocketRocket]

Katastrophic

 

[DappaDonDave]

Tiger woods, tiger woods
Gave other women, his manly goods
Round yon lamp post his car did crash
His wife gave the 7iron a mighty thrash
Sleeping with all the fame whores
Sleeping with all the fame whores

DappaDonDave 2012 to the tune of silent night

 

[DappaDonDave]

Rory Mc, Rory Mc
Poor titleist, got the sack
Millions spent by nike to get him
Augusta gave him a mighty kickin'
Led on day three but lost it on four
Led on day three but not four!

Again...silent night

 

[DappaDonDave]

Brand new balls, brand new balls
Got enough to give them away
One in the lake, one in the rough and one out of play

Over the bunkers we go
Through the back of the first green
What fun it is to try and swing
At new balls bought today

...jingle bells

 

[MadAdey]

To Do they know its christmas time

It's the first tee,
There's no need to be afraid.
Take a big swipe
and hook it into the trees.

At the green when you 3 putt,
it's like groundhog day again.
get your bag onto your back
it's golfing time.

God say your prayers
pray for a straight one.
Watch out for the shank
Or you'll loose that new Pro V-1

Gibbos drinking while on Ebay
Ethans talking about shafts.
James has got his ball flights
and Murph has gpt some mogs

WELL THANK GOD THAT BOB IS BACK
WITH EXPERT VIEWS!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I'll lead .....you follow

I saw three shots go sailing by
On scramble day, on scramble day

 

[MadAdey]

I'll lead .....you follow

I saw three shots go sailing by
On scramble day, on scramble day

I never saw the 4th go by
cause GIBBO'S hit it in the water

 

[Iaing]

The Snowman


Ball's flying through the air
Who knows where it's going to land
It hits a bloody tree
And goes into the sand

I'm holding very tight
I'm sweating as I take a swing
My brand new Miura wedge
Could hit a stone and ding

Players gaze, open mouthed, taken by surprise
Nobody who plays with me can quite believe their eyes!

It's floating through the air
I really want a bit of roll
It's landed where I want
And went into the hole!

Merry Christmas