Time for the GM Carol Service.

Once in (Royal St.David's) city,
where a lowly handicapper said
Where a Gibbo laid his Shineys,
he'd left a minger in his bed......
Smiffy was that Mother mild,
justOne was their little child..........


He came down from Perth to Leven (links)
Then on a par 3 hit a seven.
.

And his jumper had no label,
he had no dress sense at all,
 
Once in (Royal St.David's) city,
where a lowly handicapper said
Where a Gibbo laid his Shineys,
he'd left a minger in his bed......
Smiffy was that Mother mild,
justOne was their little child..........


He came down from Perth to Leven (links)
Then on a par 3 hit a seven.
And his jumper had no label,
he had no dress sense at all,
With the poor, and mean, and lowly,... (the actual words) now who can finish it without upsetting the Scousers, Jocks or northerners..
 
Once in (Royal St.David's) city,
where a lowly handicapper said
Where a Gibbo laid his Shineys,
he'd left a minger in his bed......
Smiffy was that Mother mild,
justOne was their little child..........


He came down from Perth to Leven (links)
Then on a par 3 hit a seven.
And his jumper had no label,
he had no dress sense at all,
With the poor, and mean, and lowly,...

justOnes saviour........Sean Foley.
 
Once in (Royal St.David's) city,
where a lowly handicapper said
Where a Gibbo laid his Shineys,
he'd left a minger in his bed......
Smiffy was that Mother mild,
justOne was their little child..........


He came down from Perth to Leven (links)
Then on a par 3 hit a seven.
And his jumper had no label,
he had no dress sense at all,
With the poor, and mean, and lowly,... (

Live where Elephants go to die
North of Derby.
 
Jingle Golf
(Tune Of Jingle Bells)

Dashing off at eight,
What a gorgeous day!
O'er the course I'll go
Laughing all the way.
Mustn't move my head,
Keep my arm in tight
Oh what fun this day will be
If everything goes right!

CHORUS
Hook the ball, slice the ball,
Dribble off the tee,
Thought that was a super shot
Whoops, it hit a tree-ee!
Hook the ball, slice the ball,
Dub it in the lake;
Was sure I had an easy par,
Oh Darn! I had an eight.

Wish I'd stayed in bed.
What an awful day!
O'er the course I go,
Missing all the way.
Must finish eighteen holes,
Try not to lose my cool.
Why do I play this silly game?
I'm just a crazy fool!

CHORUS (18TH Hole)
I hit the ball! I hit the ball!
Gosh! It's long and straight
It isn't such an awful day,
Glad I was here at ei-eight.
I hit the ball! I hit the ball!
It really had some zing.
I knew that if I tried real hard
I'd finally find my swing!


Happy Christmas

Fragger
 
Jingle Golf
(Tune Of Jingle Bells)

Dashing off at eight,
What a gorgeous day!
O'er the course I'll go
Laughing all the way.
Mustn't move my head,
Keep my arm in tight
Oh what fun this day will be
If everything goes right!

CHORUS
Hook the ball, slice the ball,
Dribble off the tee,
Thought that was a super shot
Whoops, it hit a tree-ee!
Hook the ball, slice the ball,
Dub it in the lake;
Was sure I had an easy par,
Oh Darn! I had an eight.

Wish I'd stayed in bed.
What an awful day!
O'er the course I go,
Missing all the way.
Must finish eighteen holes,
Try not to lose my cool.
Why do I play this silly game?
I'm just a crazy fool!

CHORUS (18TH Hole)
I hit the ball! I hit the ball!
Gosh! It's long and straight
It isn't such an awful day,
Glad I was here at ei-eight.
I hit the ball! I hit the ball!
It really had some zing.
I knew that if I tried real hard
I'd finally find my swing!


Happy Christmas

Fragger

Pure genius :whoo:
 
We're dreaming of a Green Golf Course
(Tune of White Christmas)

We're dreaming of a green golf course
Just like the ones we used to know,
Where the fairways glisten
And golf balls listen
When we tell them where to go.
We're dreaming of a green golf course,
Greens really green, not white with snow,
May your scores be pleasing and low,
And your pars come quickly, not too slow.


:)
 
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