Thought of the day

[Blue in Munich]

We seem to be missing an amateur philosopher's thread so let's start.

Why do our cars have to be roadworthy when our roads don't have to be car worthy

 

[USER1999]

Why do I have to listen to others, when no one listens to me?

 

[Beezerk]

If a bear poos in the woods and no one is around, does it smell?

 

[backwoodsman]

Why do you only ever lose one sock?

 

[cliveb]

If a bear poos in the woods and no one is around, does it smell?

If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[Deleted member 16999]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

 

[smange]

If you died tonight, your employer would advertise your job to fill your role within a month. But your loved ones, family and chosen friends would miss you forever! Don’t get too busy making a living to forget to work on making a life!

 

[Tashyboy]

If at first you don’t succeed your successor will.

 

[GreiginFife]

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the square root of the heat of the beat.

Truth.

 

[SatchFan]

If you are thinking of drinking and driving remember to take a car.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

And though you might fool your soul your conscience will be mine.

 

[Beezerk]

And though you might fool your soul your conscience will be mine.

Were you standing to deliver that line? ?

 

[smange]

And though you might fool your soul your conscience will be mine.

Are you adamant about that?

 

[jim8flog]

If a bear poos in the woods and no one is around, does it smell?

I have never encountered a bear that does not smell.

 

[Voyager EMH]

If you rule out physical ailments, 99.9% of life's problems are caused by other people. Therefore, try to have as little to do with them as possible.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

A serious one that someone told me many years ago. "You need assholes in life to appreciate the good people"

 

[Blue in Munich]

If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Mrs BiM says yes!!

 

[Blue in Munich]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you...

 

[SocketRocket]

Is your inward eye the bliss of solitude.

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

What would you rather be or a wasp?