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Things That Gladden The Heart

Wolf said:
Holly Willoughby and that black dress this evening, Mrs Wolf called me into the front room specifically to see what she was wearing...
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She's a breath of fresh air on the tele and has great chemistry with Phillip Schofield especially when they get the giggles
 
I had a visit today from 2 ladies who wanted to talk to me about god.
I politely declined their offer.
The lady in charge asked me why I wouldn't talk to her.
Again I declined her offer, explaining I was an atheist.
She persisted and wanted to know why I was an atheist.
Again I declined her offer.
The lady wouldn't take no for an answer.

So, I started with slavery in the bible, Exodus 21.
She didn't like that so I went on to missionaries who went to aids torn Africa and told the people not to use condoms.
That didn't go down too well either.
So I switched to the raping of children by Catholic priests. She was looking for the way out by this time.
Lastly I chose Leviticus 20:13 where she agreed that the bible says homosexuality is wrong but she did not agree with it.....as she retreated back up the drive.
I think it will be a long time before they knock on my door again :)
 
bobmac said:
I had a visit today from 2 ladies who wanted to talk to me about god.
I politely declined their offer.
The lady in charge asked me why I wouldn't talk to her.
Again I declined her offer, explaining I was an atheist.
She persisted and wanted to know why I was an atheist.
Again I declined her offer.
The lady wouldn't take no for an answer.

So, I started with slavery in the bible, Exodus 21.
She didn't like that so I went on to missionaries who went to aids torn Africa and told the people not to use condoms.
That didn't go down too well either.
So I switched to the raping of children by Catholic priests. She was looking for the way out by this time.
Lastly I chose Leviticus 20:13 where she agreed that the bible says homosexuality is wrong but she did not agree with it.....as she retreated back up the drive.
I think it will be a long time before they knock on my door again :)
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Use the New Testament against them next time, too. That’s even harder to refute. Good job though!
 
dewsweeper said:
Glad we are not the only ones that spoil their dogs rotten.
Two beds and all those cuddly toys
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ones the other Dogs bed, she is a black German Pointer and is photo Shy as for the toys thats just the bedtime ones the Sitting Room floors is covered in them :)

unfortunately that picture was taken when i thought he was having a rest, was off to the vets hours later and they think its Meningitis, they got his temp down under 40. now waiting to go to the Royal Veterinary Collage for a Lumbar puncture
 
The lying btich of a Labour MP who has just been given three months inside for perverting the course of justice. Don't get me wrong, I'd be as happy if it was another party's MP who was being done but she came across as a really nasty piece of work who was using her position for her own benefit.
 
And my day would be complete if that other Labour MP who was using House of Commons headed notepaper to try and get her son off being sent to prison on a drugs conviction, was kicked out as well. She was the one who denied all knowledge of it, threatened a reporter with a bat and was then found to have lied through her teeth about that whole situation too.
 
Pathetic Shark said:
And my day would be complete if that other Labour MP who was using House of Commons headed notepaper to try and get her son off being sent to prison on a drugs conviction, was kicked out as well. She was the one who denied all knowledge of it, threatened a reporter with a bat and was then found to have lied through her teeth about that whole situation too.
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Kate Osamor;

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...labour-mp-resigns-son-ishmael-drug-conviction

An absolute charmer by the sounds of things.
 
Also for the umpteenth time looking for voucher codes online - used it and got 20% off a new pair of cross trainers. First time any online retailer has accepted a code I've found online!
 
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