Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Ullapool Primary School getting all the 14 local hospitality businesses to sign up to their 'nae straws at a' campaign against plastic straws.
Things That Gladden The Heart
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Fade and Die
Medal Winner
Our 9 week old pup Teddy.... only been with us a week but fitting in so well
OH Bless. what breed is he?
Fade and Die
Medal Winner
He’s a golden doodle! (Golden Retriever/Standard poodle cross)
Funny little feller he is, got loads of character already.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
This morning - listening to the genius of David Bowie on The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars on vinyl and nice and loud.
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
Just seen this on another forum - from Farnham Cyclist. "Some complete git of a neighbour has been blaring out bloody David Bowie all morning. Probably a golfer too. "
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
What did the magistrate tell you about this the last time?
Mrs dando not feeling well and losing her voice
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
Could she come round and pass it on to Mrs Shark? Her losing her voice would be wonderful for a couple of days.
I love it when the wife gives me the silent treatment. she thinks its punishment. I, of course, look suitably pained whilst inwardly my heart is skipping along like a new lamb.
I am the same when mrs d isn’t talking to me! Plus, she’ll go to bed about 7 so I don’t have to see her either
chrisd
Major Champion
Gout almost gone, played 9 holes!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Getting overtaken by a peasant in a Nissan Skyline acting like he's being chased by a Terminator,seeing him cut up half of of the cars in front of him and disappear into the sunset.
2 minutes later I catch him up.
The Skyline is in a ditch and he's standing there with his head in his hands...
A toot of the horn and a friendly wave and off I chuckled......
2 minutes later I catch him up.
The Skyline is in a ditch and he's standing there with his head in his hands...
A toot of the horn and a friendly wave and off I chuckled......
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Karma is very quick these daysGetting overtaken by a peasant in a Nissan Skyline acting like he's being chased by a Terminator,seeing him cut up half of of the cars in front of him and disappear into the sunset.
2 minutes later I catch him up.
The Skyline is in a ditch and he's standing there with his head in his hands...
A toot of the horn and a friendly wave and off I chuckled......
Pin-seeker
Well-known member
Nice touch sir ðŸ‘ðŸ»
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Day #1 of my 6 month career break coming to and end - and it's a bit weird not having to bother at all about work tomorrow - though I'm still thinking 'work' and will be checking my work Email shortly - just in case (now that is a serious random irritation...). But Mrs SILH has said I can play in our Thursday roll-up tomorrow morning - and in my 15yrs a member that'll be just the 2nd time I've done that
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Big queue at my very popular local Garden centre café. They serve excellent scones.
I watch two carers struggle with their clients and get them seated before joining me at the back of the queue.
I tell them to go in front of me, they realise I am just being nice and gracefully accept.
15 mins later we get to the counter and just before the careers are served I spot the last scone left in the tray...……….
What would you do ?
I watch two carers struggle with their clients and get them seated before joining me at the back of the queue.
I tell them to go in front of me, they realise I am just being nice and gracefully accept.
15 mins later we get to the counter and just before the careers are served I spot the last scone left in the tray...……….
What would you do ?
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
Day #1 of my 6 month career break coming to and end - and it's a bit weird not having to bother at all about work tomorrow - though I'm still thinking 'work' and will be checking my work Email shortly - just in case (now that is a serious random irritation...). But Mrs SILH has said I can play in our Thursday roll-up tomorrow morning - and in my 15yrs a member that'll be just the 2nd time I've done that
Every day is a Saturday...……..enjoy.
anotherdouble
Journeyman Pro
When the forum has a man down and everybody jumps in to offer help even if it’s just to say a few kind words.
Wolf
Well-known member
Arriving home to our newly fitted jacuzzi bath all working, filled with bubble bath with the lights dimmed down and a coffee perched on the corner shelf for me to get in and relax courtesy of Mrs Wolf...