The Solution For The Old.

[SocketRocket]

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Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

 

[toyboy54]

Brilliant,absolutely brilliant.Pity I've still got plenty of years to go yet....only kidding there as SWMBO spoils me better than HMPs would do.
Still a great idea though...who would you take out 1st then?
Jimbo

 

[Gentabout]

And to add to this how quickly would politicians sort them selves out!.

 

[Norrin Radd]

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Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

so who is in your crossed hairs?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Its cheaper to go on a 12 month cruise than to rent a place in "sheltered " accommodation

Food thrown in, entertainment, see the world, doctor/dentist on call, meet new people all the time

This could be my retirement plan

 

[Old Skier]

Its cheaper to go on a 12 month cruise than to rent a place in "sheltered " accommodation

Food thrown in, entertainment, see the world, doctor/dentist on call, meet new people all the time

This could be my retirement plan

For that you not only need to be old, you need to be brain dead.

 

[SocketRocket]

For that you not only need to be old, you need to be brain dead.

The cruise or Sheltered Accommodation? Not a lot of difference

 

[Old Skier]

I'm for the bullet. If you can bag 2 with 1 shot do you get a private room.

 

[Alex1975]

Not a politician a pedo or rapist!

 

[Deleted member 16999]

Why not just use the bullet on themselves, only cost then is the bullet.

 

[Old Skier]

Why not just use the bullet on themselves, only cost then is the bullet.

There are RAF and Navy around. They'd miss.

 

[Deleted member 16999]

There are RAF and Navy around. They'd miss.

I'm sure we could find an old squaddie or 2 willing to help them :thup:

 

[SocketRocket]

Why not just use the bullet on themselves, only cost then is the bullet.

Or use it on a young person and put them out of their misery :thup:

 

[Deleted member 16999]

Or use it on a young person and put them out of their misery :thup:

The thread is about helping the old, youngsters still have to hope they get to be old😃

 

[SocketRocket]

The thread is about helping the old, youngsters still have to hope they get to be old

The thread was a bit of fun. Oh! and it's my ball

 

[Imurg]

Its cheaper to go on a 12 month cruise than to rent a place in "sheltered " accommodation

Food thrown in, entertainment, see the world, doctor/dentist on call, meet new people all the time

This could be my retirement plan

For that you not only need to be old, you need to be brain dead.

Bingo!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 16999]

The thread was a bit of fun. Oh! and it's my ball

You're too old for a ball, have a bullet instead 😃

 

[SocketRocket]

You're too old for a ball, have a bullet instead 

Harsh but true.