RGDave
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I've also asked how much stuff is in the pound shop.
The most stupid question you've been asked??
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I've also asked how much stuff is in the pound shop.
colint
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Not quite stupidest question, bit definitely stupidest answer..
There was a court case a couple of years ago in Liverpool, a lad had burst into a house to threaten another lad with a shotgun. He had a mask on, but clearly was known to the victims family.
The victims mum asked the attacker "Dave, what are you doing ?" , to which he replied "It's not me".
He got 4 years
There was a court case a couple of years ago in Liverpool, a lad had burst into a house to threaten another lad with a shotgun. He had a mask on, but clearly was known to the victims family.
The victims mum asked the attacker "Dave, what are you doing ?" , to which he replied "It's not me".
He got 4 years
bigbiffa
Challenge Tour Pro
a cousin of mine was once reading about a murder in a sunday newspaper....in complete naivety she quoted "its says here he was only fatally injured, so how can he be dead".....lol gawd bless u debs!
bigbiffa
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..........and a good friend of mine(a golfer i may add), once called me to ask me how you boil potato's!!!
DCB
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At a family funeral, I was asked "other than this, how are you" by someone I hadn't seen for a while.
We'd just buried my dad
We'd just buried my dad
Region3
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One christmas at school, the teacher brought in a kettle, tea & coffee, and some biscuits.
The lad given the job of making the drinks filled the kettle up and plugged it in, but it wasn't an automatic one that turned itself off when the water had boiled.
He asked "How do I tell when it's boiling?"
The class...
... 'A' level physics!!
There's a big difference between being clever and being well educated
The lad given the job of making the drinks filled the kettle up and plugged it in, but it wasn't an automatic one that turned itself off when the water had boiled.
He asked "How do I tell when it's boiling?"
The class...
... 'A' level physics!!
There's a big difference between being clever and being well educated
Golfmmad
Tour Winner
My eldest step-daughter was in the process of scouring the papers for jobs. She said to her Husband, "Where is Peril". He said, "Why do you want to know". She showed him the headline, "Thousands of jobs in peril".
Golfmmad.
Golfmmad.
lynchyutd
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a lad i played football with brought a roll of tape for our socks he said "i got it from poundland"to which another lad replied "how much did that cost you"
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JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
After watching a DVD with the missus she asked me...
"How do I rewind it?"
"How do I rewind it?"
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
A few years ago I announced to my workmates that the old Manchester United goalkeeper Les Sealey had died. One of my colleagues asked "what's wrong with him?"
Nothing now - he's dead!!!!
Nothing now - he's dead!!!!
roccokj
Head Pro
An eastern european came into the golf club having never played golf before and asked the receptionist a question...
"How long can I book the golf course for?"
It was hard not to laugh, he asked some more funny questions too
"How long can I book the golf course for?"
It was hard not to laugh, he asked some more funny questions too
When I worked in a carpet shop someone came in and asked if we sold umbrellas.
It wasn't raining or anything, I've never managed to work out quite what his logic was.
Not a question, but at around the same time we had a fitter ( a carpet fitter before anyone asks ) that wanted to send a fax for the first time. As I loaded it into the machine he screamed :
"No, don't send it yet, I haven't got a copy of it"
It wasn't raining or anything, I've never managed to work out quite what his logic was.
Not a question, but at around the same time we had a fitter ( a carpet fitter before anyone asks ) that wanted to send a fax for the first time. As I loaded it into the machine he screamed :
"No, don't send it yet, I haven't got a copy of it"
DMC
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A good friend of mine and a keen golfer to boot asked me if i had seen this weeks Golf Monthly?
Herbie
Tour Winner
Sorry Midnight, not a stupid question even for a drunk, at least he had the sense to ask, in any case, if you are a 'good' dog handler, you should be able to handle any situation switching your dog on or off on demand. unless its just a wound up dog for a single purpose that almost anyone can teach a dog to do. Sorry it's not what you might want to hear, but your answer to the OP, begs a response.
viscount17
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at a time in deepest darkest Leuchars (sometime between Christmas and New Year, I was wending my way home accompanied by the merry tinkling of the keys I was swinging on my finger. a stalwart member of the Fife constabulary asked ' wits tha' in yez hond'
now either that was the daftest question or my perfectly lucid (well it was to me) response 'my keys' was an ill advised reply, cos he gave me a room for the night.
in retrospect, if I had been unable to identify what it was I had, would he sent me on my way?
now either that was the daftest question or my perfectly lucid (well it was to me) response 'my keys' was an ill advised reply, cos he gave me a room for the night.
in retrospect, if I had been unable to identify what it was I had, would he sent me on my way?
slugger
Tour Rookie
Me and the wife went to see "Gangs of New York" in the cinema... about 15 minutes into the film she asked me "where's this film set?"
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