Doon frae Troon
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3 year old playing with her toy laptop, closes the lid and says 'well that's my Ebay list finished'.
The funny thing kids say.
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pbrown7582
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Your lucky our 3 year has been on eBay and bought a couple of things!
Note to self must log out.... :rofl:
Note to self must log out.... :rofl:
Phil2511
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A future Gibbo!!!!!
AMcC
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We had a friend who was travelling on a packed bus home with her young son when he loudly announced.
" Mum, when we go home are you going to lock me in the cupboard again" she couldn't get off the bus quickly enough !!
" Mum, when we go home are you going to lock me in the cupboard again" she couldn't get off the bus quickly enough !!
SocketRocket
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Reminds me when my Son was small. I was sitting on the Bus with him when he said very loudly "Dad, that lady has great big Busters"
chrisd
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When my son aged then about 3, (now 29 year old) was on a bus , which was parked with the engine off and the wife was sitting with him a very large and unkempt lady sat near them, the bus filling up, and he said loud enough for everyone to hear "mum .... what that gorilla doing on the bus ?"
That was the last bus ride for a while!
Doon frae Troon
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Sitting in quite a posh hotel my daughters then about 6 and 9 struck up a conversation with an elderly couple.
The lady said 'it's funny,you don't look like sisters.
The eldest replies. 'Yes Nannie said that she's the milkman and I'm the postman.'
The lady said 'it's funny,you don't look like sisters.
The eldest replies. 'Yes Nannie said that she's the milkman and I'm the postman.'
Yerman
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Like William and Harry. LOL
cookelad
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I seem to remember my brother making some fairly racist, I'm not going to repeat the few I can remember, comments as a 3 or 4 year old - Luckily you can get away with it at that age!
DavyW
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My daughter asked "why's that lady so big" the other day just so happens it was loud enough that she heard it :/
connor
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"apprently" when i was a nipper me dad took me to the toilet in a nice resturant and i returned to the table and said to my mum very loudly how dad just did a wee in the sink
im pressuming i meant urinal haha
im pressuming i meant urinal haha
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vkurup
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This is the reason I leave mine in a closet.. cant take him anywhere.. 
