Picture this if you may.
The Hobbit heads off towards the bathroom for the morning ritual. Sat there he spots the bottle of mouthwash that has fought off many gallant attempts to be opened. Being a tenacious Hobbit he attacks the bottle with a gathering frenzy reminiscent of Bilbo's battle with the dragon, Smaug.
Nail clippers and nail file are deployed in a pincer movement that Rommel would have been proud of, and the bottle was finally defeated. During the battle the mouthwash used one of its last weapons, the mouthwash itself.
Been a wise Hobbit, toilet roll was used to mop up the spillages, and the hands were thoroughly washed. Ha, you ain't catching me out with any last minute revenge.
Abultions are concluded, and Hobbit grabs a handful of loo roll, only to be found 30 secs later kneeling in the bath, bent over with the shower figment in hand squirting cold water on the unmentionables. The sound emanating from the Hobbit was only heard by cats and small children.
Hobbit is sat on a couple of cushions with GAC liberally smeared in places that rarely see daylight. And no, we won't be going out today!
The Hobbit heads off towards the bathroom for the morning ritual. Sat there he spots the bottle of mouthwash that has fought off many gallant attempts to be opened. Being a tenacious Hobbit he attacks the bottle with a gathering frenzy reminiscent of Bilbo's battle with the dragon, Smaug.
Nail clippers and nail file are deployed in a pincer movement that Rommel would have been proud of, and the bottle was finally defeated. During the battle the mouthwash used one of its last weapons, the mouthwash itself.
Been a wise Hobbit, toilet roll was used to mop up the spillages, and the hands were thoroughly washed. Ha, you ain't catching me out with any last minute revenge.
Abultions are concluded, and Hobbit grabs a handful of loo roll, only to be found 30 secs later kneeling in the bath, bent over with the shower figment in hand squirting cold water on the unmentionables. The sound emanating from the Hobbit was only heard by cats and small children.
Hobbit is sat on a couple of cushions with GAC liberally smeared in places that rarely see daylight. And no, we won't be going out today!
Was Mrs Hobbit not on hand to administer a soothing salve or was she convulsed with laughter :lol:
