Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
For the good of this forum. I have just sacrificed 1 hour of me holiday and had a thai massgae to see if its benefits would help us golfers.
Now the ladies all looked very pleasing on the eye and all looked willing to help
Me ( and missis T and her pal ) in helping me with this reseaerch. So an hour later and £7.50 later how did it go. Well am typing this with me tongue coz its one of only two muscles that was not massaged. The massage started on me back, neck and shoulders and was Physical and sensual. Honey was certainly earning her £7.50. It was only at the point of when Honey said “ turn over “ that i realised Honey was in fact Harry. A point emphasised when Harry put my head on his lap and his “ tackle†dropped on me forehead. But heyho its Thailand and they tell me thats the norm. The head massage was the nearest sensation i have had to when me mum checked me head for head-lice when i was a kid. Can see the benefits of the top lads having a sports massage after a game. When i get home, Gonna have a word wi me club pro and see if he can get a couple of Thai birds in to help with me swing.
And that ends the research til
Tomorrow.
PS. If ever having a massage out here. Should you ever be asked “would you like extrasâ€.
Dont ask for a cuppa tea with biscuits as “ a swallow with a couple of hobknobs†has a differant meaning here than in mansfield. Now wheres that sudocrem.
Now the ladies all looked very pleasing on the eye and all looked willing to help
Me ( and missis T and her pal ) in helping me with this reseaerch. So an hour later and £7.50 later how did it go. Well am typing this with me tongue coz its one of only two muscles that was not massaged. The massage started on me back, neck and shoulders and was Physical and sensual. Honey was certainly earning her £7.50. It was only at the point of when Honey said “ turn over “ that i realised Honey was in fact Harry. A point emphasised when Harry put my head on his lap and his “ tackle†dropped on me forehead. But heyho its Thailand and they tell me thats the norm. The head massage was the nearest sensation i have had to when me mum checked me head for head-lice when i was a kid. Can see the benefits of the top lads having a sports massage after a game. When i get home, Gonna have a word wi me club pro and see if he can get a couple of Thai birds in to help with me swing.
And that ends the research til
Tomorrow.
PS. If ever having a massage out here. Should you ever be asked “would you like extrasâ€.
Dont ask for a cuppa tea with biscuits as “ a swallow with a couple of hobknobs†has a differant meaning here than in mansfield. Now wheres that sudocrem.
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