Welcome back. The forum has been duller for your absence!
They have recruited a new waitress at St G's Hill since I was last there in October. She is an absolute vision, reminiscent of Scarlett Johannson and has a wonderful personality. Were I not married, I would have asked her out on the spot.
Snelly.
Honest officer........couldn't stop staring at her as her face was so familiar.........
Honest officer.
and your excuse for staring at Amy's bum all day at Blackmoor ?and no she doesn't want to caddie for you.
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and your excuse for staring at Amy's bum all day at Blackmoor ?
Er......she was walking in front of me?![]()
I know, Phil and George should be ashamed of themselves.I would say "dirty old man" but he was not alone!:clap::clap::ears::ears::whoo::whoo:
Welcome back Snelly - don't be a stranger. I hope you enjoy Bearwood but I strongly recommend trying to move it - that is in the middle of course maintenance week - Monday to Friday - and it will not be good - try and move to the end of April - also, the new 16th tee will be in play around the end of April - we are off the ladies at the moment - but that is fine, it is course maintenance that is the worry!
My long game is coming on in leaps and bounds.
Paul.
Hello mate!. I hope that life is treating you well.
And how right you are and indeed this is exactly what the pro said when I called. Just checked my diary and it's actually Wednesday 3rd April that I'm playing Bearwood. We are on the course immediately after a shotgun am-am finishes that day. Really looking forward to it.
Cheers,
Snelly.
The following is a brief list of changes since you last played:
1. New back tee; new fairway bunker on the left (second one), much bigger greenside bunker, removed gorse to the right of green
2. new greenside bunker
3. extended greenside bunker towards front of green
4. Extended fairway to the left after fairway bunker and lots of drainage work near green - yet to bed in, but should be great for next winter
5. new fairway bunker - more work to come here with another bunker short left of green, widening and some flattening of the blind fairway
8 and 9 - heather regeneration and lots of water
10 - 2 new lakes
11. new fairway bunkers for the big boys and extended the fairway to the left of the bunkers short of the green
13. Rumour of work to come here - like extending the lake to the right and in front of the green
15. new fairway bunker - only for the big boys
16. new raised tees that are also moved right - new fairway bunkers - will play more like a half moon shape - big work on the last 100 yards to come - they are flattening out the dip to give a better chance of reaching in 2 but a big bunker will be built into the left side of the green - it is hard to imagine how the last 100 yards will look but I expect it will be like a hogs back
17. cut back some trees and added more fairway on the right to complement the new bunker and significantly widened the fairway into the green - some very good changes and plays great in the summer
Sounds too easy now Paul. I think they've ruined it
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