Slow play clamp down (on 18th)

[Boomy]

Excellent point.
My cat has to make many of these complex ballistics computations when he jumps up onto a fence, but seems to do them in a trice. I guess this means my cat has a better brain than Bryson.

What handicap index does your cat play off? Does it mind putting with the flag in? Does it miss roll ups and does it understand PCC?

 

[Pathetic Shark]

And what does your cat think of shorts and black socks?

I see a whole new thread starting here. "What would cliveb's cat do?"

 

[Boomy]

 

[clubchamp98]

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He will struggle in the rain in them glasses.

 

[Crazyface]

I played with two 85yr olds last weekend and they said they had noticed that a lot of the new beginners that they had played with took an age over their shots and believed it was because of what folk watch on TV.

They get to their ball, pick a club and hit it. No messing.

At my place, this is because most of them only have about 5 clubs in the bag anyway. One old duffer didn't even carry a driver and hit a 5 iron off the tee every time. And slightly off topic, how old is their kit!?

 

[jim8flog]

I though cats had been got ridden of under the WHS.

 

[Mark_Aged_42]

What handicap index does your cat play off?

CAT 1

 

[Boomy]

I though cats had been got ridden of under the WHS.

It’s been renamed the “World Handicat System”

 

[Pathetic Shark]

This thread is going downhill fast - good to see forum members truly showing their true golfing abilities here

 

[Pathetic Shark]

CAT 1

Quick reply of the year.

 

[clubchamp98]

Cats kill 30 million birds a year.
Mr Attenborough told me that, that’s a lot..

Getting off cats anyone know who is the highest ranked player to be given a penalty for slow play.?

 

[jim8flog]

It’s been renamed the “World Handicat System”

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In that system does it work for them thus-
the better you play the more strokes you get.

 

[jim8flog]

This thread is going downhill fast - good to see forum members truly showing their true golfing abilities here

no this thread is really catching on.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

World Handicat system - all players have to be able to lick clean their own balls

 

[Boomy]

In that system does it work for them thus-
the better you play the more strokes you get.

Sound’s purrrrrrrfect ?

 

[Boomy]

World Handicat system - all players have to be able to lick clean their own balls

No using the bunkers as a litter tray though ?