bobmac
Major Champion
Just then Richart pulls up in his old banger to sign in for the comp while his charming daughter strolls off to her part time job behind the bar. Brigadier Leftie is waiting for her..........
Seniors roll up mystery
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Naybrains
Tour Rookie
Meanwhile dodger gets wind of homer being in the huff and feels this could be an oppurtinity to put Homer riight on one or two issues so he invites him into the club managers office, screams are then heard from the office.....
chris661
Money List Winner
To have his traditional hot toddy before playing. He also asks for his hip flask to be topped up as he knows with all the societies and women goin out it will be an extremely long round..........
(this is a work of fiction and in no way represents my true feelings
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(this is a work of fiction and in no way represents my true feelings
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bobmac
Major Champion
Through the window, constabule Strangely Brown sees the barmaid slip a bloodied dagger into the Brigadier's coat pocket.
The brigadier leaves the bar and heads for the locker room where he meets Imurg looking suspiciously at Brendys new rescues.......
The brigadier leaves the bar and heads for the locker room where he meets Imurg looking suspiciously at Brendys new rescues.......
SocketRocket
Ryder Cup Winner
I know this is off thread now but there was something said earlier that is confusing me. It was regarding 'the half empty cup'. Now with my Engineers head screwed on tightly and considering whether the cup should be half full or half empty. I cant help thinking why the cup was not made smaller.
chrisd
Major Champion
Murph, turning to his carer then said " I saw Homer leave in a huff, I didn't know that he had bought a new car! is a Huff a Japanese model?"
"No" , said the carer "its a 2 seater so even his car is half empty!"
Depressed even more Murph then .....................................
"No" , said the carer "its a 2 seater so even his car is half empty!"
Depressed even more Murph then .....................................
bobmac
Major Champion
......headed off to the hearse to fetch his clubs. On the way, he pops into the locker room for a Jimmy and sees the dagger drop from Lefties coat and lands under Piemans locker. He isn't playing today because............
chrisd
Major Champion
.... he decided to go to the range and see if he could beat the ball further than Timmy had done, especially as that was last year and Taylor Made had since released 27 new drivers onto the market place, he has to be longer now!
He decided to pop the dagger back into Lefties coat pocket and popped his golf glove on so as not to leave any finger prints on the the handle, and then picked it up with the wrong hand! Wondering whether he should have marked it before lifting it and musing as to the possiblity of penalties, he .....................
He decided to pop the dagger back into Lefties coat pocket and popped his golf glove on so as not to leave any finger prints on the the handle, and then picked it up with the wrong hand! Wondering whether he should have marked it before lifting it and musing as to the possiblity of penalties, he .....................
anotherdouble
Journeyman Pro
Left in search of Homer to clarify the ruling of playing through the captains fourball
bobmac
Major Champion
............is caught in the act as Smiffy walks in the door with his new camera.
Luckily for Murph he has it pointing the wrong way as usual and takes ANOTHER picture of his nose.
Murph explains to Smiffy what is going and Smiffy says..........
Luckily for Murph he has it pointing the wrong way as usual and takes ANOTHER picture of his nose.
Murph explains to Smiffy what is going and Smiffy says..........
DCB
Well-known member
"Oh No !"
man of few words is Smiffy
man of few words is Smiffy
