Seniors Open Day

As far as I'm aware, there are already two teams from the Sundridge Park Vets who have applied. You're wasting your time if you think that you might actually win something.
:D :D
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I have the basis of what I consider to be a very (read very ) strong team taking shape Mr Oliver.
We are three strong at the moment and interviews are being held over the coming few days to select our fourth.
We would obviously prefer a Ping player to join our team as we have managed to secure sponsorship from them and they are providing us with exclusive use of a Toyota Yaris Verso (automatic) to shuttle us to the course. Insurance will be provided free of charge by SAGA.
You will recognise us at any given point during the competiton as we have decided to play in team colours. Our chinos will be in a subtle shade named "Zimmer frame grey" with contrasting polo shirts in a fetching colour known as "hearing aid beige".
Tena have expressed interest in sponsorship, as have Sanatogen and Wincarnis and Pro Plus are looking into it.
We are taking this seriously Roger. My team are considering getting together 2 or 3 days prior to the event and thinking about playing 9 holes at Cooden each day on the run up to take in some sea air.
Be afraid. Be very afraid
 
I had great fun taking money off the seniors today - when are we next playing Rob and Leftie! :) ;)
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I would love to take some money off of you Paul. It's always been a pleasure in the past.
Thing is, my playing partner has got to go in for an MOT anyday now and we think he is going to need a new lower arm and CV joints to get through.
It could be a few weeks before he is up and running again.
I will clear a space in my wallet for when he returns
;)
 
Team Sanatogen is formed....

Robert Smith 12
Ray Taylor 12
Anthony Lawrence 9
Roy Elsey 14

You've had it Sundridge Park

:D :D :D
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I assume the numbers relate to how often they stop for a 'comfort break' in a round ? :D :D :D
 
Hmmm, Seniors Open day - I wonder what the prizes will be???

1st prize A new hip
2nd prize two new hips
3rd prize A years supply of Complan
Longest drive (they've cut the rough down - the fairway now starts when the tee box ends): Heating paid for one year
Nearest the pin on the downhill, 56 yard 12th: a years supply of talc

Special award for the player who can complete the round without changing his colostomy bag: a full set of PINGs.
 
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