Rules of golf

[Deleted Member 1156]

The closer your drive is to the middle of the fairway, the more likely it is to finish in an old divot.

 

[HickoryShaft]

You will always remember all the nightmare shots you had on this hole just as you take the club back for your swing.

 

[ScienceBoy]

Holes with adjacent jogging routes cause slow play

 

[bluewolf]

Sudden improvements in form will always be accompanied by periods of unseasonably harsh weather..

 

[ScienceBoy]

Also sudden deterioration in form will always be accompanied by periods of unseasonably warm weather..

 

[williamalex1]

your best round is usually followed by your worst

 

[macca64]

Waiting for the green to clear as "if I really catch this it might reach" will ensure you hit half your normal distance and probably take three shots instead of one to reach the green.

Every godamn time!!

 

[Slicer30]

The day you think you can play the game properly is sharply followed by the day that you realise you can't!