Round 1 - Dave3498 vs. realgolferuk (Dave too!)

RGuk

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Date Wednesday 18th December

Venue Dave3498’s home course

After a few abandoned attempts last week, we met up for a friendly matchplay round. The weather was cold, maybe sub-zero (as for JF and Madandra), though thankfully dry.

I gifted the 1st hole to Dave, after a truly magnificent display of inept golfing, then things settled down until the S.I. 1 hole, where it was time for Dave to make his 1 of 3 shots count. Being a long hole, we were both safely on for 3, took our kit to the next tee and went to putt out. BUT, on walking back down to the green, it was apparent that Dave’s ball had mysteriously disappeared??? Not on the bank, not in the river, just plain vanished! Rather embarrassed at winning the hole (when he was sure to steal it with an extra shot) we carried on.

Holes were won and lost to pars (sadly no cheeky birdies) for the next few holes, until a run of conservative pars for me on 3 par 5s (out of 7 holes), just about left Dave running out of time.
The match was won 2 and 1, but Dave actually won the last (having a stroke), so it all came down to 1 or two shots. Sadly, the scene would have been different without the odd disappearing Pro V1.

If we’d played the course in the normal order, I suspect it would have been close to the last.

It was a good game; neither of us was up for a gritty matchplay effort, but we chatted, enjoyed the magnificent scenery and shared a few thoughts on golf and how we could play some of the challenging holes better (our theory was good, but not the reality!). Considering the length of the course with little run, we both played OK. Dave has a good ready-to-draw-when-on-song swing, I was my usual tortoise speed, but kept the ball in play with some straight hitting other than the wretched internal OOB catching me out once.

All in all, a good game, great course, even greater scenery and a sure-fire return match next spring could prove fun. I have to thank him for organising everything so well (being up to my neck in all-sorts) and for welcoming me to a course I have been keen to play for many years.

Shot of the day went to Dave for his rapier tee shot on the 14th (par 3), would have hit the pin with a summer bounce! And he also wins the most-unlucky-thing-to-happen-in-a-good-while prize for the disappearing ball!

Dave
 

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Well done...and unlucky, Daves.

Dave, were you at all tempted to call Dave "realgolferuk"? or was it just Dave all round, Dave? I had to bite my tongue a few times to stop myself calling Andy "madandra" during our round....or indeed "Dave".

Good to see that the "GM blind dating" golfing trend is continuing so successfully. It's a hoot, isn't it?

Brave men in this weather, too.

Well done again, guys.
 

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Well done lads, im hopefully arranging something in the new year with some guys living around Surrey.
 

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I think it was just dave, or dave? or dave! all the way round. I'm not entirely sure either of us is actually called dave, I think in gentlemanly company, David is probably the correct term! Luckily we didn't go for Dafydd at any time.....

We just need to enroll the Irish now to join the English and Welsh and Scottish on the GM blind matchplay, not that we're Welsh....both from London! i.i.r.c.

Dave
 

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Well done guys. But wot, no Youtube video?
Hope you are going to reveal the location. sounds like the course was in fair nick (apart from the mysterious black hole?)

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Ah! What might have been but for the disappearing ball.

It was a fair result with Dave having the advantage of fewer layers of clothing than I. I get a bit like the Michelin Man in the cold conditions.

Very impressed with Dave's easy swing. You might say that he is deceptively long from the effort, and a clear sign that he was once a single figure player, now off 11.5.

I'd like to thank Dave for making the trip from Shewsbury in the very cold conditions, and contibuting to a really good day's golf. I think he played pretty well to his handicap, and I didn't play to mine, so I couldn't take advantage of the 3 shots he was giving me, but I'm good on theory.

It's the Vale of LLangollen Golf Course AliB, in Noth Wales naturally. Par 72, Course SS73. Big advantage is the stunning scenery. When your not playing well, you just appreciate that. Sorry there's no Youtube vid, you'll have to wait for the full feature film to be released.

No I wasn't tempted to call Dave realgolferUK JF. If he said Dave, I knew he was talking to me, and If I said Dave, he knew I was talking to him. It was that simple. If we'd had another Dave with us, it could have caused problems. You're away Dave.

Thanks again Dave, I'm looking forward to the return in warmer weather.
 
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