Proud to be Scottish

[bobmac]

Scottish thought for the day:


A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year!!

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud to Be Scottish doesn't it!

Cheers!!

 

[John_Findlay]

Or 8 pints for every 10 rounds of golf! That's rubbish. I know a guy who'll do that every round...which makes him very environmentally unfriendly, behind bushes mostly.

 

[Leftie]

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year!!

176 pints a year. 1/2 pint a day Bet they dilute that a bit to make it last the evening so they don't have to buy another one

 

[John_Findlay]

I think it's a typo Leftie. They mean 22 gallons at New Year.

 

[19th]

This intake of alcohol causes nocturnal movement however, for the Scots.

The study showed that 23% of the men get up from bed, during the night, to relieve their bladders and the other 77% get up to go home!

 

[viscount17]

Or 8 pints for every 10 rounds of golf! That's rubbish. I know a guy who'll do that every round...which makes him very environmentally unfriendly, behind bushes mostly.

how can that be environmentally unfriendly, he's only returning what came from the earth to the earth. antisocial maybe, but hardly unfriendly

 

[CannyFifer]

The study showed that 23% of the men get up from bed, during the night, to relieve their bladders

sometimes