Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Time has come to reset the transfer market as it has got silly
Let’s just move the decimal place back to where it belongs
Maguire shall cost 8.0 million
Dunk shall cost 4.5 million
This fekir shall be a gamble at 2.0 million
Our record signing Haller would be 4.5 million just over half of the 7.5 million we paid for Ashton who had premier league Experience and English tax.. about right
Neymar can cost a world record 20 million
All shall be right again
Sounds good but need to follow it with;
Premier League only get 500m for tv rights
Sky only need to charge £10pm for sports pack
Season tickets are a couple hundred
Replica kits are worth a tenner
The best players will still get 100 grand a month in wages
Every fan in the country is happy as they have more disposable income
However the only person with the power to make it happen is 'every fan in the country'.... and unfortunately they just wont