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Petercool

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Watching Grants latest youtube video with him playing Josh Allen, Josh gets hold of Grants range finder and changes it to metres.

I also like the fake snake clipped onto someone shirt.

Going on a boys 4 day golf trip and wouldnt mind a fewothers if peoplehave suggestions.
 
If anyone rents a powakaddy, you can unplug the battery every so often.

Take a club wrench and adjust their driver to one extreme and their three wood or hybrid to the other (just remember to change it back before they get the clubs regripped which some fool didn't do for me and cost me extra money when I worked out what was wrong with the hybrid!).
 
HomerJSimpson said:
You sound the idela 4 ball in fron t of us mucking about all the time losing more and more ground on the group ahead but don't worry about it as we're having a laugh
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They'll probably have time for jokes while they wait for a bunch of golfers up ahead using aa range finder from 5 yards and doing aimpoint anyway.
And I never said all the time, and those two things take seconds to fix and can be done while waiting for another to take their shot. Or the aforementioned group in front.
Blimey.
 
Bratty said:
They'll probably have time for jokes while they wait for a bunch of golfers up ahead using aa range finder from 5 yards and doing aimpoint anyway.
And I never said all the time, and those two things take seconds to fix and can be done while waiting for another to take their shot. Or the aforementioned group in front.
Blimey.
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Having been stuck behind groups on a mates break before it was the most painful 5.5 hours of my life and playing their shots came as a secondary inconvenience
 
HomerJSimpson said:
Don't mind fun. When you antics like hitting your mates ball into a lake when he isn't looking and letting him spend 5 (probably closer to 10) minutes wondering where it went, all chatting at the buggy having a beer and generally fooling around it does suck the fun out of it for those behind.
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That sounds quite an extreme example
 
SteveW86 said:
Shame on those people having fun
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Yep and the BMW drivers doing 70 in a 30 mph zone near a primary school are also having ‘fun’…🤪

If ladz-bantz like that, holding up play and being an anti-social t*at in general is the aim, then they should stick to Top Golf, Mini Golf or a pitch and putt — not a members golf course
 
evemccc said:
Yep and the BMW drivers doing 70 in a 30 mph zone near a primary school are also having ‘fun’…🤪

If ladz-bantz like that, holding up play and being an anti-social t*at in general is the aim, then they should stick to Top Golf, Mini Golf or a pitch and putt — not a members golf course
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Not sure why we are comparing some slow play to someone doing over twice the speed limit outside of a school.

Homers example I imagine is very extreme and the detail came after my comment.

I also imagine we are talking about resort courses abroad here, as it’s discussing a 4 day lads trip somewhere so you aren’t going to get held up playing your Sunday medal.
 
someone once hid my headcovers in my PP bag, noone admited they took them and on the 3rd hole he goes to find a ball and goes Paul i found them!
 
Petercool said:
Watching Grants latest youtube video with him playing Josh Allen, Josh gets hold of Grants range finder and changes it to metres.

I also like the fake snake clipped onto someone shirt.

Going on a boys 4 day golf trip and wouldnt mind a fewothers if peoplehave suggestions.
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The snake one is funny

You could also try the explode ball or the weighted ball

Loosen the straps on cart bags etc 😂
 
evemccc said:
Yep and the BMW drivers doing 70 in a 30 mph zone near a primary school are also having ‘fun’…🤪

If ladz-bantz like that, holding up play and being an anti-social t*at in general is the aim, then they should stick to Top Golf, Mini Golf or a pitch and putt — not a members golf course
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What a ridiculous comparison

SteveW86 said:
Not sure why we are comparing some slow play to someone doing over twice the speed limit outside of a school.

Homers example I imagine is very extreme and the detail came after my comment.

I also imagine we are talking about resort courses abroad here, as it’s discussing a 4 day lads trip somewhere so you aren’t going to get held up playing your Sunday medal.
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It’s always quite amusing how some always seem to find the extreme example that happened to them 😂
 
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