Only in Scotland

[Doon frae Troon]

Her ladyship returned from an anti windfarm meeting last night to tell the following tale.

Chairman...Euan would you like to stand for the community committee
Euan's wife........Yes he would.
Voice from the floor..... I thought HMV [His Masters Voice] had gone bust.

 

[MetalMickie]

Reminds me of the classic line in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel when the wife, played by Penelope Wilton, said to her husband (Bill Nighy).

" When I want your opinion I will give it to you!"

 

[williamalex1]

Why is there no protest in Holland about windmills
oh l

 

[SocketRocket]

Why is there no protest in Holland about windmills
oh l

Theres a clue in the name! 'Mill'

 

[Andy808]

Why is there no protest in Holland about windmills
oh l

Maybe they were missing the sight of the blades turning!