Capella
Journeyman Pro
If the "advice" is given during a comp, just tell them "that`s a 2 shot penalty for giving advice", soon shuts them up.:thup:
Yeah ... when I played my very first 9 hole comp last year, there was a lady in my fourball who kept telling me: "Oh, I know what you are doing wrong. But I am not allowed to tell you, because it is a competition. I will tell you afterwards." She repeated that pretty much after every shot I hit (I must admit I was playing awful, because I was absolutely nervous). I swear, it took a lot of effort not to strangle her and burry her body in one of the bunkers. When she offered her advice again after the round, I politely refused. She did not talk to me for weeks after that.
Another one that I really love is: "Have you thought about lessons?" (normally happens to me shortly after I had lessons, while I am still busy puzzling the bits and pieces of my swing back together again). That is about as polite as asking a fat woman if she is pregnant ... usually does not go down to well.