Old Blokes are not all Dumb!

[PNWokingham]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young womenskinny-dipping in his
pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said,'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

 

[bobmac]

3 ladies walking up towards the 18th green just outside the clubhouse when suddenly a male streaker runs out of the changing rooms. With his hands covering his face to save his blushes, he does a quick lap of the putting green and dashes back inside.
First lady clocked his wedding vegetables and says "well, he's definitely not my husband" The second lady also states he is not her husband either.
The 3rd lady, after also checking out his tackle says "actually, I don't think he's a member at all"